You know what i hate?

[Going2fast]

#system restore

[Gingerbeard]

I hate computers. I hate computers and doing favors for old people who can't remember their goddamn passwords and create new emails with similar addresses thinking they can access emails they can't access because they forgot their passwords and then forget the passwords for the new emails.
Write down your goddamn passwords, old people! You are not mad at the telephone IT person because you do not speak the same dialect of Hindi. You are mad at the telephone IT person because you fucked up and would rather wear your soiled adult diaper on the outside and blame it on the Alzheimer's you don't have than take blame for... being... a... goddamn... moron!
And when you realize you fucked up in front of me, do not further insult me by getting racial at the IT guy who isn't even on the phone anymore.
And never... but goddamn never show up at my door with the IT guy on your cell phone, demanding I talk to the guy.
If you don't understand, say so. Zero love for your anger and frustration. All my love for you asking for help.
You know who you are. It's your old people friends and old people neighbors, too. Warn them. Whoever does it again is going to find a turd in their CPAP.

[Gingerbeard]

I did a thing to help Buddy Robert. Every goddamn setting on my computer has gone back to default! Like, maybe 8-10 years of fine tuning and every goddamn setting on my computer has gone back to default!!!

[Gingerbeard]

Notes to self:
1. Avoid cancer.
2. Brush my teeth.

[Going2fast]

Trying to hold on tho the teeth I have left. Tough though since the radiation killed my jawbone. Got 6 grand tied up in dentist and gum specialist just this summer. Yeah fuck cancer.

[Rwise]

I wasn't a kid when they welded me back together, they are not screws. Screws have threads. Also I had them removed.

[Gingerbeard]

Screws in your back as a kid that turned you into a sodium powered tracker?

[Rwise]

Kinda like the crystal radios I built as a kid? Na, there tracking devices!

[Rwise]

Have you seen them, they are not screws! I have the so called screws they put in my back, I call them hollow ring shank nails!

[Gingerbeard]

No, no. Screws. Nails would be barbaric, pre-industrial revolution.
I am convinced a copper wire strung between his posts in an appropriate matrix will pick up the national alert frequency. Gonna haveta keep his skull when he dies. Gonna be a great party trick!

[Rwise]

Potato chips can be rough!

[Rwise]

Oh no, no way no nails in my mouth no thank you! At least I can take the plate out.

[Gingerbeard]

Buddy Robert had those snap-in dentures done. The one where they drill metal spikes in your gums for the dentures to stick to.
The person who did his work rented space in a dentist's office once a week in the US so she could do this sort of work. The rest of the time she works in Tijuana.
Buddy Robert had to go back five times because the work was not done correctly. Every time he went cost him a thousand bucks. He finally got to the 'good enough' point and has regretted not sticking with his traditional Martha Rae's.
Funny thing about that. Americans like to go to Tijuana for cheap medical, but Tijuanans come to the US because they can get put in 'the system' and get free medical care. Then, we have Tijuanan doctors come up for a taste of the American medical insurance system. I figure what they don't make in TJ, they can come up and get.
I want to say it's kind of a little maybe sort of give-and-take, like. You do a little something-something for us, we'll scratch your back. The downside is if something goes wrong, well, good luck if something goes wrong. Might as well pay extra for an American doctor who has a governing body and government to answer to, should something malpracticy happen. If something happens with a TJ doctor on either side, you'll wind up with an American doctor, anyway.
I do not know what to call people from Tijuana so I will call them Tijuanan. Spell check hates it but I'm using it. If I offend, get over it.

[Gator]

My bottom teeth are junk too,I've only worn them a few times,I can eat some pretty crazy stuff though

[Rwise]

I remember the old folks sticking their teeth out, but not once did I hear some one say these thing hurt! Not to mention the entire reason I wanted them was to be able to eat things like nuts, pizza, steak, but I read these are nonos along with anything sticky like peanut-butter. That hamburger is ok but use your fork and knife cutting it into bite size pieces. IF I could only swallow with these things in my mouth!
Gingerbeard your turn is coming, so hang on to that stash of cocaine, your gonna need it!