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[Gingerbeard]

I love truth in advertising.
The first words out of Mr. Announcers mouth, announcing Arby's new sandwich, were, 'Restructured pork patty.'...

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Sean, Sean, Sean. Looks like you will be spending some time in jail. Following your mom around the apartments, yelling at her and knocking on other...

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They are not in total darkness. Dark enough I couldn't comfortably read by.
My gentle breeze is 63% humid and my thermostat says it's 72°.
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I do not often give a like. That kind of humor is right up my alley. Takes a second to realize I'm being teased.

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There's a show on Netflix called 'Dahmer.' I will hold my opinion of the show as this is not a movie review.
If you are unaware, J Dahmer killed,...

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CB, that's what I call a trim fim....

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Nature's Molotov cocktail.
How terribly interesting!

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I had an official mango. Not a bottled mango.
If mangoes weren't so goddamn nasty, I'd be into this. Maybe with other things in a blender would...

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Y'know, I'm happy to have the camera. When did the view finder get taken off cameras? Makes direct sun close-ups next on unpossible. I have no idea...

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Had you headed towards San Diego when you said you would, you would not be in a hurricane, hhhmmmmmmm?
But seriously. Batten things down. You...

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Oh! I spent way more than I thought I would for a new camera. Finally, some decent porn.

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Shoooo-E ladies and germs. Harvest time has arrived. Got these things cut for their pre-trim day of drying. I'm not sure why these buds grew so fat. Whatever...

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Oh. He is also a dick for the way he treats and talks about his mom. Folks around here hear him scream at her. Not her at him.
He is bothered...

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Sean was having mommy issues and focused in on me as a safe haven. I introduced him to dabbing and listen to his mommy issues.
He popped up, today,...

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Sean, neighbor. You are a dick. I have allowed you to leave on your own, without subtle cattle prodding from me. I appreciate that.
However!...

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That might be a google you can keep to yourself, wot?
If it smells like rubber when I smoke it, they were using condoms.

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As much as I hate thrip, I hate more watching thrip hump on my weed! The ol' in-and-out, in-and-out. I'm going to wind up smoking the wet-spot because...

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Chiggers are something I don't miss from camping in the south.

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My friend. If you have tried this method multiple times, I suggest you forgo the plug, dome, and ziploc and do something different. Put your seed directly...