You know what i hate?

[Rwise]

A girl told me she was going to file harassment on me for looking at her, I told her she is free to dress that way and I am free to look at her while dressed that way, if she didn't like me looking at her dressed that way she could not dress that way! She was cute as hell.

[DabberDog]

Nah. It's a great ice breaker at parties.

[DabberDog]

Not my laundry mat. Not these days. If you look at a woman with some sort of intention, you're likely to wind up being videoed as an attempted rape and have it posted as 'stand your ground' evidence. I live in a potentially rough neighborhood. I ain't saying I'm afraid of women, just that I'm afraid of going near women.
My apartment is 435 square feet. Try finding extra space, with drainage, in a large motor home. Believe me. I've thought about it. I've had a 3x3x6 marijuana tent in front of my front door for 5 years. You figure I could find a way to sneak a washing machine, wot?

[Rwise]

I think they have a pill for that

[Rwise]

I was under the delusion that laundry mats were for finding girls, not so much doing laundry.
Would it be possible to sneak in a "portable washing machine and dryer"? (cover it when not in use and put a lamp on top of it)

[Rwise]

Just like "rice crispies" racing gaskets, cheerios will do.

[DabberDog]

My junk turned green after that trip to Tijuana. Hey-now!

[Going2fast]

Man those solar dryers are awesome...... except right now... during oak pollen season..... Made my junk turn green....

[DabberDog]

No way my apartment people would allow individuals to have their own machines because they pay for the water and don't make money off'n you if'n you don't use their machines. I wash my boxers when I take a shower just because I don't want dirty boxers hanging around.
Used to be I air dried, hanging my goodies about the place. No sun in my little apartment so can't go solar. There is a proper laundry mat just over there. But... damnit... my gingerated beard no longer has the strength it once had and carrying a load that far hurts.

[DabberDog]

Well, there you go! I never realized the Cheerios box until I stuffed one full of trim for drying. But I loves me some Cheerios.

[Rwise]

You could buy a washer and dryer, or wash them in the shower and use a solar dryer (we called them cloths lines)

[Rwise]

The box was nice, whats in the box, well just doesn't work for me

[DabberDog]

Okay. This hits home as I am a connoisseur of many things sauce.
Recipes are for people who don't know how to cook. They are great starting points but belong to someone else. It's like driving a car with the intention of adding your own chrome or boring out the cylinders.
Was there anything about the sauce you can work with?

[DabberDog]

Last time I did laundry: $1.50 wash or dry.
This time I did laundry: $2.00 wash, $1.75 dry.
I now have to figure a laundry budget instead of just grabbing quarters or trading nickels and dimes for quarters at the liquor store. But who's the asshole? Company for jacking up the price 33% at a go or me for paying it?
I'm an asshole, sure. But not for this.

[Rwise]

I hate disinformation, at one time I could do search on AltaVista and get good info. Now there's google (and yahoo etc.) but not so good is the info, I ask (google) for "the best chili seasoning" and got lots of results mostly recommending Carrol Shelby's 2 alarm (Texas red). So I tried it, folks if thats 2 alarm my homemade mix must be 20 alarm or so! Even with the cyan pack it has no spark at all, and little flavor or aroma, it got thick even without the corn dust pack. My chili (without the habaneros to go easy on the judges) got second place in a contest, the judges told me they liked mine better but it wasn't hot enuf, I told them next year they get the real deal! Back to doing my own thing for good chili, no more shortcuts!