You know what i hate?

[AMP]

Yikes 😳😳😳😳

[going22fast]

you know what i hate..........
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broke ass websites and shitty webmasters......

[Ckbrew]

RIP Bob Weir
The music never stops

[DabberDog]

You know how when you type something in the search bar, after a while the same suggestions come up? That's cookies, I think. Some sort of tracker thingy to make my internet experience more enjoyable or some shit.
I went to check the weather in my community after perusing various world and local news sites. Typed in the letter 'I' for the name of my community and the suggestion that came up was 'Imperialism'.

[Ckbrew]

That is an old post. I am resolving it.

[Gator]

Sounds like you need to vent, what's up bro

[DabberDog]

Oh, man! She probably gets mad at you for leaving the lid up on the toilet when you're not actively using it. Wimmin! Sometimes, it's good to be single.

[Ckbrew]

Well the work around for the garbage can didn't work as I has to make a concession to only have it up when I was actively using it like cooking or cleaning. With lid closed and near the walkway, every time I walk by my hand swings over the sensor and triggers the lid to open.

Woe is me...

[Ckbrew]

I am fuming, like smoke coming out of my ears, can't see straight, blood coming out of my eyes, gut wrenching, cut by disappointment and betrayal enraged. Trust is a fragile thing, easily broken.

[Gator]

Now that is some funny shit right there!!!!

[DabberDog]

No, by gar! Don't blame the cat. The cat doesn't care and anyone you tell will swoon at how clever the cat was in removing the batteries.
Don't blame the dog, either. The dog won't know what the hell is going on as you smack its butt with a newspaper and the cat will laugh its ass off.
Better leave the pets out of it.

[Ckbrew]

I found a work around for the garbage can. There is a button that lifts the lid and keeps it open. Problem solved. Wife hasn't seen it yet. Can I blame it on the cat?

[DabberDog]

That's what we call connectivity.

[Ckbrew]

Over engineered things that are made that way just because they can. The frig, toaster, dish washer, washing machine, dryer- none of these things need to be linked to the internet. The toaster will send a text to say the toast is done, but it will not go DING to let you know. Now the wife brings home a kitchen garbage can that needs to have it's battery charged so when you wave your hand over the sensor the lid opens itself, stays that way until it counts down with LEDs then shuts the lid. What happened to the foot pedal? Totally useless crap.

[DabberDog]

Nah. Fuck that ohm shit, man. No offense and thanks for the solace, but nah. Fuck that ohm shit, man.
Been better than 10 years for me. I don't need one. Others want me to have one to buy their shit.
I'll cut off an important limb before I pay for another device that other people are going to use to harass me and make money off me through selling of my personal information and advertising. The US gubmint has some free phone programs based in India I'm wrestling with.
Had I a car, I wouldn't give a fuck about whether I had a cell or not because I could go get what I needed instead of having it delivered.
Yeah, I'm angry at my life. I'll get over it. This, too, shall pass.