You know what i hate?

[Going2fast]

They need to bring back the Elvis stamps

[Gingerbeard]

Got to the town...

[Gingerbeard]

Anaheim, CA last night at 11:07.
Richmond, VA tonight 11:04.
I'm super curious if that actually happened or if they realized what was going on and started anew. Google says that's 2610 miles in 37 hours.
Add the Kansas City to Anaheim at 1611 miles in 23 hours.
Dude better get a kick out of the stamps like I did when I ordered them. The thrill is gone.

[Gingerbeard]

Hmm... I have only ever gotten seeds in the mail. The kind of mail someone lovingly put together in a personalized care package. Seed's don't email without much difficulty.
Plus, have you looked at stamps? Not just the Forever stamps with the flag. There's some pretty neat artwork and stuff and junk.

[Gingerbeard]

USPS must have read that post. The stamps are now in Anaheim, right down the road. Anaheim must be the east coast distribution center. Yeah, that's the ticket.

[Gingerbeard]

Maaaannnn... why did you have to go there? I am absolutely kicking myself for not doing just that. But I have two excuses. One is that I would have to walk there, and the walk is far for me. The other is the stamps probably wouldn't be sold at my local. There is a second set of stamps that gets shipped out in 5 days since they are new and have not been released. I would not have known about them had I gone to my local.

[Ckbrew]

Stamps are so last century.

[Gator]

Why didn't you just go to the post office and buy a book??

[Gingerbeard]

For those following along...
The stamps originated in Missouri and are supposed to be headed for the east coast.
Tracking information just let me know they are in Santa Ana, California. That's west coast, y'all.
Yes. The delivery address they have is correct.

[Gingerbeard]

Bought stamps online through the USPS. Here's what I can figure.
The stamp facility sent the stamps next door to another USPS facility. They sent it down the road to another USPS facility that sends it down the road, again, to the USPS facility that will actually carry the stamps to the USPS facility that disseminates to the state USPS facility that will finally deliver the stamps to the recipient.
Right. That's four USPS facilities before making it to the recipient's state facility that sends it local, and finally delivers. Those first four USPS facilities are a crow flying 4 miles away from each other. Literally 4 miles! And it took 9 hours to move those 4 miles.
Those people really do a shit load of work for the $1.40 I paid in shipping and handling!

[Gator]

Cool name for a dog

[Gingerbeard]

Dabber hates electric motor-powered vehicles. Skateboards and scooters have always been her nemesis. Last night, man, she took a leaping poop at the sound of a Tesla backing up. Stood behind me in the elevator coming home.
Doesn't care about fireworks or any of the other bad-for-dog noises. Just electric motors.

[Gingerbeard]

Depends on the onion. Yellow onions are sweet and tasty. White onions are Satan's breath mints.
Shallots are where it's at if you want the onion flavor but not the CS gas nature of onions.

[Gator]

LMFAO, dude that is some kind of funny

[Going2fast]

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Onions!!! Can't stand a fuking onion. It's like " hey this root smells like puke and makes me cry. I'ma cook it with other stuff to make it equally disgusting"
Fuk an onion.