You know what i hate?

[Gingerbeard]

I have a cloaking device for sale that might be just the thing you need to keep those pesky earthlings looking elsewhere.

[Rwise]

I hate even more not being able to find a charging station before I run out of power.

[Rwise]

I hate getting caught out for a drive while breaking intergalactic speed limits.

[Gingerbeard]

That's why the gods created the reversible camera on cell phones. Soon as Apple came out with the RC, the number of insurance claims against phones being dropped in toilets went up 42%.

[Rwise]

At one time in my life I was so damn fat (397lbs) I couldn't see what was there, I could still feel what my way.

[Gingerbeard]

Well, I am not so confused. But I can see how that would be quite a pickle to be in.

[Rwise]

Your confused, just imagine how confused those that stand naked looking down and cant tell if they are male or female are!

[Gingerbeard]

I hate that my reaction to seeing swimsuit and lingerie models has become, 'Hmm. I wonder if she was a man.'
I am getting too old to be this confused.

[Rwise]

I haven't seen it, nor do I plan to. I have not been in years either, to much walking for me these days. A teacher in high school told us about the change scam, not being one that believes everydamnthing their told I looked under a ride and sure enuf tons of change to be swept up at closing time.

[apacin0]

Oklahoma. I was just watching Tulsa King last night. I haven't been to a state fair in years. I actually do remember change falling out!

[Rwise]

I hate the Tulsa state fair, or to be fair I hate the prices! $20 to park, $15 to get in ($10 for kids), $85 to ride the rides, $21 for a turkey drum stick. Now I like the turkey leg, but $56 to get one, I dont think so! And now all the totally stupid foods like pickle pizza, or pickle lemonade, etc..
When they first came to Tulsa it was free to park and free to get in, sure the rides turned you upside down to get the change out of your pockets, but at least you got inside before the fleecing started.

[Gingerbeard]

It is more that my moustache is trying to grow into my nose.

[piercer]

Realizing the blackheads on my nose are new, old man hairs. Although, it does detract from the hairs growing on my ears.

Just wait until your nose hairs decide they want to join your mustache! Getting old ain't fun!

[Gingerbeard]

You can actually buy Elvis stamps all over the estores.

[Gingerbeard]

Elvis never left.