You know what i hate?

[dirtymike]

The world needs more hand garnades

[alltatup]

Hilarious!!! Whole world is actin just like trump. It's become the fashion.

[DabberDog]

How about they just taste nasty?
We need to talk to the lawyers who did this and see what they can do about advertising in general.

[golfnrl]

I hate liars, cheats, and thieves

https://www.judicialocean.com/raw-papers-lawsuit/

[DabberDog]

I hate not being able to move my own furniture when I was the guy people in the apartment complex people came to when they needed help moving their furniture.
I hate dealing with my c-word landlady who tries to convince me I am able to move my furniture and that it is my responsibility to do so. But, you see, you c-word manager person, it is not my responsibility. This is a temporary, forced eviction because your floor in your building is getting replaced after years of you giving me the fuckoff and zero of it is my responsibility. Had you taken care of it years ago, I would have had this place ready. Let's see how it plays out when you tell HUD you couldn't do my floors because I didn't move the furniture. You play your cards, I'll play mine. You double barrel cunt... I mean c-word. You double barrel c-word.

[Rwise]

A girl told me she was going to file harassment on me for looking at her, I told her she is free to dress that way and I am free to look at her while dressed that way, if she didn't like me looking at her dressed that way she could not dress that way! She was cute as hell.

[DabberDog]

Nah. It's a great ice breaker at parties.

[DabberDog]

Not my laundry mat. Not these days. If you look at a woman with some sort of intention, you're likely to wind up being videoed as an attempted rape and have it posted as 'stand your ground' evidence. I live in a potentially rough neighborhood. I ain't saying I'm afraid of women, just that I'm afraid of going near women.
My apartment is 435 square feet. Try finding extra space, with drainage, in a large motor home. Believe me. I've thought about it. I've had a 3x3x6 marijuana tent in front of my front door for 5 years. You figure I could find a way to sneak a washing machine, wot?

[Rwise]

I think they have a pill for that

[Rwise]

I was under the delusion that laundry mats were for finding girls, not so much doing laundry.
Would it be possible to sneak in a "portable washing machine and dryer"? (cover it when not in use and put a lamp on top of it)

[Rwise]

Just like "rice crispies" racing gaskets, cheerios will do.

[DabberDog]

My junk turned green after that trip to Tijuana. Hey-now!

[Going2fast]

Man those solar dryers are awesome...... except right now... during oak pollen season..... Made my junk turn green....

[DabberDog]

No way my apartment people would allow individuals to have their own machines because they pay for the water and don't make money off'n you if'n you don't use their machines. I wash my boxers when I take a shower just because I don't want dirty boxers hanging around.
Used to be I air dried, hanging my goodies about the place. No sun in my little apartment so can't go solar. There is a proper laundry mat just over there. But... damnit... my gingerated beard no longer has the strength it once had and carrying a load that far hurts.

[DabberDog]

Well, there you go! I never realized the Cheerios box until I stuffed one full of trim for drying. But I loves me some Cheerios.