You know what i hate?

[Gator]

My bottom teeth are junk too,I've only worn them a few times,I can eat some pretty crazy stuff though

[Rwise]

I remember the old folks sticking their teeth out, but not once did I hear some one say these thing hurt! Not to mention the entire reason I wanted them was to be able to eat things like nuts, pizza, steak, but I read these are nonos along with anything sticky like peanut-butter. That hamburger is ok but use your fork and knife cutting it into bite size pieces. IF I could only swallow with these things in my mouth!
Gingerbeard your turn is coming, so hang on to that stash of cocaine, your gonna need it!

[Gingerbeard]

I do not believe in karma. But I really feel like making a joke will come back to haunt me. Strange.

[dirtymike]

Yes Sir , My grand father would say "em sumbithes hurt" .Thats why they stayed in the cup in the bathroom. LOL

[Rwise]

I hate my new teeth! The partial is not to bad but the lower plate, well its going to take some time to get used to. Just try to eat drink or talk with a golf ball in your mouth!

[Bluey]

No comma

[dirtymike]

So which is it Gingerbeard Bluey - Fuck, God! Or Fuck God! The second is diffidently blasphemies to "God" Catholic or not. The first I have said many times, When i get a hookup from a SHBT!! but a OH goes in the middle

[dirtymike]

80% DV, 20% CRDP. I fart wrong and a eagle shits. Thank you tax payers

[Rwise]

I tried to call my Dr, no answer not even a single ring line went dead. So I go by the office to find a note on the door "Office permanently closed". There went 30 years of records, and I cant find what happened, is he dead, did he retire, crash his car or what. So I am now looking for a new primary.
I make to much for the deals in medical, not by a lot but they draw the line and dont cross it.

[Gingerbeard]

Fuck, God!
-or-
Fuck God!
That can definitely get lost in translation.

[Bluey]

The Italians, the home of Catholicism and the root of much evil, have a saying literally translated as, "Fuck God!"

I like that expression.

[Gingerbeard]

Something a lot of folks don't realize is the poorer you are, the more governments will give you. Tack on a disability or two, and veteran status and you don't pay for medical, prescriptions, or basic vision and dental.
Once you get in a system, you can get in the groove and know what to expect. But when one thing changes in the chain, absolutely everything else falls apart. Like, the new patient portal my clinic has implemented is lacking even the abilities of contacting my primary or having a prescription renewed. So many people have been having issues that having 45 people ahead of me when I call is not out of the question. The only thing to do is get a callback.
I realize my good fortune in being poor. But I also see benefits in being able to swipe my card to see who I want, when I want.

[dirtymike]

Gingerbeard You mean you have a condition that requires new medication and apparently your old optometrist is a "KUCK" and the new optometrist is a "SMUCK" and you pay shi#t tons of insurance premiums too.

[Gingerbeard]

I have a new medication and condition that I'm supposed to go see my eye doctor about.
My eye doctor decided to start taking only old people and Medicare. I am not old enough and have different coverage. Another number I was given to the people who absorbed my Dr's people said the Dr' who took over their patients doesn't have an opening this year and I was not given specifics about next year since next year is still more than four mother ass fucking months away.
Wfhatuckthsshheet!!! What is the worst swear word I know??? FFFSSShrrrrrrEEEEghrrttigggchhh!!!!!! Maybe ggrrghhrrggggsssthhhhththhh?

[Bowhunterwoody]

Same here. Losing $30 flutter spoons to them gets old in a hurry.