You know what i hate?

[Gingerbeard]

I hate the new patient/doctor interview when the THC infused honey butter cooking samples start peaking.

[Bluey]

Tell your doctor that those consultations are causing you severe anxiety and ask them for a solution....😁👍

[Going2fast]

You know what I hate.......
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Sharks. Fuck those things. Can't get a tuna to the boat without one taking a bite out of them. Fuck you sharks and fuck you Betty for ruining my vacation.

[Bowhunterwoody]

Same with seals. Can't land a striper or blue or even an albie on the cape without one grabbing it.

[Going2fast]

Bluefish are thick this year in the bay. Gotta run steel.

[Bowhunterwoody]

Same here. Losing $30 flutter spoons to them gets old in a hurry.

[Gator]

You guys should come to NY and do a salmon charter, lady O doesn't have sharks

[Gingerbeard]

I have a new medication and condition that I'm supposed to go see my eye doctor about.
My eye doctor decided to start taking only old people and Medicare. I am not old enough and have different coverage. Another number I was given to the people who absorbed my Dr's people said the Dr' who took over their patients doesn't have an opening this year and I was not given specifics about next year since next year is still more than four mother ass fucking months away.
Wfhatuckthsshheet!!! What is the worst swear word I know??? FFFSSShrrrrrrEEEEghrrttigggchhh!!!!!! Maybe ggrrghhrrggggsssthhhhththhh?

[Gingerbeard]

Fuck, God!
-or-
Fuck God!
That can definitely get lost in translation.

[dirtymike]

So which is it Gingerbeard Bluey - Fuck, God! Or Fuck God! The second is diffidently blasphemies to "God" Catholic or not. The first I have said many times, When i get a hookup from a SHBT!! but a OH goes in the middle

[Bluey]

No comma

[dirtymike]

Gingerbeard You mean you have a condition that requires new medication and apparently your old optometrist is a "KUCK" and the new optometrist is a "SMUCK" and you pay shi#t tons of insurance premiums too.

[Gingerbeard]

Something a lot of folks don't realize is the poorer you are, the more governments will give you. Tack on a disability or two, and veteran status and you don't pay for medical, prescriptions, or basic vision and dental.
Once you get in a system, you can get in the groove and know what to expect. But when one thing changes in the chain, absolutely everything else falls apart. Like, the new patient portal my clinic has implemented is lacking even the abilities of contacting my primary or having a prescription renewed. So many people have been having issues that having 45 people ahead of me when I call is not out of the question. The only thing to do is get a callback.
I realize my good fortune in being poor. But I also see benefits in being able to swipe my card to see who I want, when I want.

[dirtymike]

80% DV, 20% CRDP. I fart wrong and a eagle shits. Thank you tax payers

[Rwise]

I tried to call my Dr, no answer not even a single ring line went dead. So I go by the office to find a note on the door "Office permanently closed". There went 30 years of records, and I cant find what happened, is he dead, did he retire, crash his car or what. So I am now looking for a new primary.
I make to much for the deals in medical, not by a lot but they draw the line and dont cross it.

[Rwise]

I hate my new teeth! The partial is not to bad but the lower plate, well its going to take some time to get used to. Just try to eat drink or talk with a golf ball in your mouth!

[dirtymike]

Yes Sir , My grand father would say "em sumbithes hurt" .Thats why they stayed in the cup in the bathroom. LOL

[Gingerbeard]

I do not believe in karma. But I really feel like making a joke will come back to haunt me. Strange.

[Rwise]

I remember the old folks sticking their teeth out, but not once did I hear some one say these thing hurt! Not to mention the entire reason I wanted them was to be able to eat things like nuts, pizza, steak, but I read these are nonos along with anything sticky like peanut-butter. That hamburger is ok but use your fork and knife cutting it into bite size pieces. IF I could only swallow with these things in my mouth!
Gingerbeard your turn is coming, so hang on to that stash of cocaine, your gonna need it!

[Gator]

My bottom teeth are junk too,I've only worn them a few times,I can eat some pretty crazy stuff though

[Rwise]

Potato chips can be rough!

[Gingerbeard]

Buddy Robert had those snap-in dentures done. The one where they drill metal spikes in your gums for the dentures to stick to.
The person who did his work rented space in a dentist's office once a week in the US so she could do this sort of work. The rest of the time she works in Tijuana.
Buddy Robert had to go back five times because the work was not done correctly. Every time he went cost him a thousand bucks. He finally got to the 'good enough' point and has regretted not sticking with his traditional Martha Rae's.
Funny thing about that. Americans like to go to Tijuana for cheap medical, but Tijuanans come to the US because they can get put in 'the system' and get free medical care. Then, we have Tijuanan doctors come up for a taste of the American medical insurance system. I figure what they don't make in TJ, they can come up and get.
I want to say it's kind of a little maybe sort of give-and-take, like. You do a little something-something for us, we'll scratch your back. The downside is if something goes wrong, well, good luck if something goes wrong. Might as well pay extra for an American doctor who has a governing body and government to answer to, should something malpracticy happen. If something happens with a TJ doctor on either side, you'll wind up with an American doctor, anyway.
I do not know what to call people from Tijuana so I will call them Tijuanan. Spell check hates it but I'm using it. If I offend, get over it.

[Rwise]

Kinda like the crystal radios I built as a kid? Na, there tracking devices!

[Gingerbeard]

Screws in your back as a kid that turned you into a sodium powered tracker?

[Rwise]

I wasn't a kid when they welded me back together, they are not screws. Screws have threads. Also I had them removed.

[Going2fast]

Trying to hold on tho the teeth I have left. Tough though since the radiation killed my jawbone. Got 6 grand tied up in dentist and gum specialist just this summer. Yeah fuck cancer.

[Gingerbeard]

Notes to self:
1. Avoid cancer.
2. Brush my teeth.

[Gingerbeard]

I did a thing to help Buddy Robert. Every goddamn setting on my computer has gone back to default! Like, maybe 8-10 years of fine tuning and every goddamn setting on my computer has gone back to default!!!

[Gingerbeard]

I hate computers. I hate computers and doing favors for old people who can't remember their goddamn passwords and create new emails with similar addresses thinking they can access emails they can't access because they forgot their passwords and then forget the passwords for the new emails.
Write down your goddamn passwords, old people! You are not mad at the telephone IT person because you do not speak the same dialect of Hindi. You are mad at the telephone IT person because you fucked up and would rather wear your soiled adult diaper on the outside and blame it on the Alzheimer's you don't have than take blame for... being... a... goddamn... moron!
And when you realize you fucked up in front of me, do not further insult me by getting racial at the IT guy who isn't even on the phone anymore.
And never... but goddamn never show up at my door with the IT guy on your cell phone, demanding I talk to the guy.
If you don't understand, say so. Zero love for your anger and frustration. All my love for you asking for help.
You know who you are. It's your old people friends and old people neighbors, too. Warn them. Whoever does it again is going to find a turd in their CPAP.

[Going2fast]

#system restore

[Gingerbeard]

Neighbor lady called Kindle to reset her reader remotely. When I asked her why, her answer was literally all vowels. "A... eeh... I... ooh... uuhhh." The reset deleted all her saved information including usernames, passwords, login information, and telephone numbers. Her Kindle is useless because she cannot remember her account information. I still don't know if she understands what happened. Seems real simple to me.