You know what i hate?

[Rwise]

The only good thief is a dead thief!

[Gingerbeard]

Not my grow. My staghorn fern. 'twas a sickly ginger headed stepchild a neighbor gave me a few years ago. Mounted on a board, it was an easy grab.

[Ckbrew]

I detest thieves. Someone hit your grow? No mercy. Sorry that happened.

[Gingerbeard]

A buddy gave me a camera.
Here's the thing. I have removed all the easily transportable plants from my patio so there is nothing more to steal. The fox already took the chickens.
Facebook? No idea what that is.

[Bluey]

Get yourself a decent trail camera 4G if you have mobile service...you'll soon enough catch them and what you do with the footage is up to you....got Facebook?

[Gingerbeard]

Thieves, goddamnit! Punishment for thieves should be homelessness and random beatings by regular people having a bad day.
A few them 'rabic countries got it right. Thieves get their hands cut off. I do not see anything wrong with that. First offense, you are forced to remove your thumbs on a belt sander. Second offense gets your hands put in an off balance blender, on slow with dull blades.
I have this sick feeling the thief is a particular neighbor. Can't prove a thing without seeing his balcony.
Blimey I hate fucking thieves! Doesn't matter what was stolen.

[Puglover1]

I order Tate's chocolate chip cookies, or think I did and they're still in my cart.

[Rwise]

They call them "loaded" 'roun' here, just another gimmick to get money from _______!

[Gingerbeard]

https://www.leafly.com/strains/razzle-dazzle

[Gingerbeard]

Domino's is now selling 'stuffed' tater tots!!! My disgust is scintillating. I have discoballs instead of eyeballs. I mean, really! Call it what it is: A tater tot pizza. Ain't nothing stuffed about it. Very Homer Simpsonian.
Pizza dough is as healthy as bread. Tater tots are as healthy as... fucking tater tots! Shit should be getting healthier, not greasier and harbinger of an early death.
Used to be:
'Thank you for calling Domino's this is Gingerbeard. How may I help you.?' I have a real cool telephone voice. Real suave. Atomic timing. Got more than one request for me to deliver, just to see what my telephone voice looks like.
At the end, 'Anything to drink?'
'Would you like to try some buffalo wings, Twisty Bread, or salad?' Reeeel cool. Like I didn't actually just try to upsell. It was their idea to order something extra.
Just aint right, is all I'm saying. Find me a legit pizza joint that serves fucking tater tots and I will do something dramatic in response. Do not mention tater tots as a topping. I already thought of that so you will not get your poke. If you want potatoe on your pizza I got the downlow. It'll set what you know about pizza back to Totino's Pizza Rolls.

[Rwise]

My X locked the keys and cell in the trunk while on vacation, setting at a camp site at the end of a "4 wheel drive only" road. Nobody around for miles, I went in through the back seat. That night some guys came in bear hunting.
Nice they replaced those creamcicles!

[Going2fast]

You know what I hate............
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Getting high and going on Amazon and ordering candy and not remembering it. Was my fave back in the day though.

[SoOrbudgal]

I hate locking my car keys and cell phone in the frigging trunk of my car today. Of course it was at the grocery store. After waiting 2hrs trying to get a tow/locksmith in my city and not getting 1 response i had a clerk break into my car. Had the windows cracked thank goodness and he was able to use bailing wire like a expert he was and got the door handle popped. The store replaced my creamcicles and were so kind. Imma gonna go back tomorrow and give that fella a gift card. Thank You for the kindness and gratefull i did'nt have my dogs with me.

[90Gizmo]

I had to look up some of those words. Damn Puglover1, that's bad. Bad blood can get serious so fast. I hope you have someone checking on you now. Stay strong.

[Puglover1]

Oh 90Gizmo I was septic plus rhabdomyolysis, pneumonia and more in late September, and 10 days into October 2021. Loong, bad ER story, passed out four days later at home. I couldn't stand, couldn't feel pain, phone was broken, I was baby-gated from the LR/computer. All I could think before I could see again was how my pets would survive, I was filling their food bowls when I crashed. Cat could drink out of the toilet, pugs can't. I spent ~two hours dragging myself around the kitchen floor until I reached an old no-data phone to call 911 so that my last thoughts weren't of my dogs thirsting to death. My almost-flipped grow thirsted to death instead.

I had portal messaged my primary for two days, never got a reply. ER refused labs, streeted me, I had rhabdo then. I wish you a full recovery. The brain fog, fatigue, etc can be wicked. I'm sorry. Be well!