You know what i hate?

[Gingerbeard]

I guess it didn't happen. I'm a liar. The box was open, so no brand. Only a $129.99 price tag on the foam packing. Impossible to google. The glass looked like that gin bottle that looks like it's melting. Smirnoff?
If you think $129 is a lot of money to spend on a banger, you do not know what bangers can cost.

[Going2fast]

Lol pics of said banger or it didn't happen.

[Gingerbeard]

You know your head-shop again has new owners when:

You ask to look at crystal bangers and she tries to sell you a meth pipe. A fucking meth pipe! Offering a weed smoker a meth pipe should get you a shotgun blast to the face. But weed smokers aren't typically shotgun-to-the-face people. Were I a meth user, I absolutely would have, had she offered me a crystal banger.
-------------------"-------------------"------------------"--------------------- boxed $129.99 banger with carb cap!!!
The only English spoken by the head-shop lady or mysterious male voice in the distance, was(were?) prices and totals. Couldn't get her to say spit about the nice weather. Of course, she might just be a bitch.
The price for a regular banger goes up $5.00.
The $3.99 glass jar totals out at $5.28. My bad on that one. I didn't realize the mistake until I was half way home. But it is a nifty little jar. It will be niftier if I can get the brand off the lid.
I now consider them incompetent and dishonest and off limits.

Edit: I figured out why she offered me a meth pipe. She heart me use the word 'crystal'. Still...

[Puglover1]

Did this come out of Larry's Lattes on Curb Your Enthusiasm? Ckbrew I like the double walled tall glasses for cold drinks but they never last.

[Franklin]

golfnrl definitely try it out. Not something I would ever buy for myself, not even now, but I like it. Ckbrew I find it better than old tech because you don't have a lid to get in your way, it cools to the right temperature (I find the double walls stay too hot) and you can smell and see the beverage. Again, I'm fairly anti tech so I'm saying all this with some chagrin and would not have bought for myself but it's a rad gift

[Ckbrew]

I have the old tech from last year. A double wall stainless vacuum insulated container. It keeps coffee hot and more importantly, beer cold. No power required. Low tech rules.

[golfnrl]

Franklin I received an Ember from a good friend for Christmas. So you're telling me I should use the thing?

[Franklin]

Blowdout2269 probably only good for hot toddies

[Franklin]

golfnrl it is the ember!

[Blowdout2269]

Lol Franklin. So will it keep ur beer cold too?

[golfnrl]

Franklin would that coffee cup be called Ember?

[Franklin]

For Christmas someone gave me a Bluetooth enabled coffee cup that can keep your coffee or whatever beverage you're drinking at the perfect temperature. I was like WTF, I don't need this, if my coffee gets cold I'll just heat it up again, or hell just drink it cold like I always have. It sat in the box for days and days And then finally a few days ago I felt guilty about not at least trying it before I got rid of it, so I revved it up.

It's. Fucking. Amazing. I never knew how awesome it was to keep a cup of coffee the same temperature throughout the entire drinking session.

I'm sure some social media company is now collecting data on how much liquid beverage I drink everyday and what types, and will send me targeted ads about it. Is it worth it? Hells yeah.

[Gingerbeard]

Wi-fi enabled fruit, toilet paper, pillows, shoes, condoms, feminine hygiene products... fu-king everything wi-fi enabled. You know who I'm looking at, people.
Y'all people proving that crazy Kellyann Conway chick right!

[Blowdout2269]

Oh, that sucks...
Haven't done sumthin like that in a while. I'd just not use the range and wait until I had to go back to town, lol.

[Going2fast]

You know what I hate........trying to hook up my new range and buying the wrong adapter for the propane line so I have to make the drive of shame back to Lowe's.