The Great Beard Comparison

[PaganRich]

Greetings, my fellow bearded wonders...It seems a lot of my fellow growers not only grow weed but also some pretty prodigious beards. Now, this is a friendly comparison. It is open to both men and women but must only show growth from the chin area which is a shame as I have some mighty fine dreadlocks elsewhere that would give Bob Marley a run for his money. So, to start the ball rolling I have included my rather pitiful growth and included a joke that really does highlight how folk a mere 200 miles North of me talk...it`s true...it`s like listening to churning gravel when you talk to them

[PaganRich]

Retodd D.A.A.S.69

[PaganRich]

D.A.A.S.69 The white is from my daughter growing up I reckon mate-bloody nightmare she was in places...lads are so much easier until later

[D.A.A.S.69]

PaganRich How is Sunshine doing, I hope fine.
I agree with you on the boys and girls, always some kinda stuff ,going on with them, when they young, a big ole joint always seemed to help ,though.
I wish i could grow a nice beard, like yours, I think ole spidermite, used to have or still does have a nice one.

[PaganRich]

D.A.A.S.69 She`s doing fine mate...actually spending a few days with me come this Weds...gonna block watch Killing Eve and Peaky Blinders-both very violent series with great storylines so should be nice and chilled

[Obi-Wan]

PaganRich My wife would be filing for divorce if I ever let my beard get that long. She was just saying this morning that it might be time for a trim.

[PaganRich]

Obi-Wan That is a bearded man`s burden mate, the unappreciated beard...... but I think that yours is damn tidy where mine can make me look like some old gold miner from out West

[Gingerbeard]

Woah, hey-now. This sounds an awful lot like posting a selfie on social media. I've never posted to nor do I involve myself with social media on any level and the last time I took a selfie was with a little 35mm Cannon number my medical photographer father gave me. That was taken in front of a mud wall of an abandoned structure in a small abandoned community in the outskirts of Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. That picture doesn't exist, anymore. If someone sets up those same circumstances, I'll be happy to post.

[PaganRich]

Fair shout GB but it`s just a bit of harmless beard fun mate...some of the folk I natter to on here are rather proud of their beards and I thought this would be a nice way of just having a friendly banter, that`s all.

[alltatup]

I was a bit younger when my beard was this full. It's rather sparse now.

[D.A.A.S.69]

alltatup now that is funny, hope you have been doing well, Sis.

[PaganRich]

You`ve had it trimmed

[alltatup]

Daas I am very well thanks. Cheers!

[oldjarhead100]

My beard is very temporary our anniversary is this coming Thursday 21 years ,this woman has not raised her voice to me in those 21 years so if she wants it neat and tidy it gets neat and tidy , heres a chuckle for you guys . I was shaving one day and got shaving cream in my beard no big deal right just wet a face cloth and wash away ,except it wouldn't wash out ,I worked at it for a little bit then said WTF and leaned in to see in the mirror what the problem was .thats the day I discovered I had white hair in my beard lol

[PaganRich]

oldjarhead100 I used to go out with this lass. Well, any hair anywhere that was grey to white was fair game to being summarily plucked with extreme prejudice and lack of warning....quite disconcerting as you`d be lying there and next minute whollop, she`s viciously pulled a hair from my chest...leaves a man on edge I found

[alltatup]

PaganRich. Was this the one who farted or another one?

[PaganRich]

alltatup Another...I seem to have dated quite a few strange lasses over the yrs..it`s a cross I bare humbly and with a certain refined dignity I believe

[SoOrbudgal]

I believe I've done that once or twice Pagan " it was an accident" bawahhhhhhhaa

[Weed Pharma]

[alltatup]

Awesome!!! I love it 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[Weed Pharma]

D.A.A.S.69, I started the begining of March 2018- so 18-19 months.

[PaganRich]

Very nice mate, very nice

[Spidermite]

Ok here you go. It has not been groomed today and its 6 inches shorter than it was a bit back. I need a trim again but my beard grows a few inches a month so no worries.

[Spidermite]

PaganRich you know I love beards so yea you caught me. I'm doing good. Working alot but not for much longer. Just need money to make sure everyone in my family has an Ar15 before they ban them again. I'm guessing the family is gonna have a good Christmas because I'm getting everyone one.

And yes D.A.A.S.69 it is much shorter atm. Working the fields and doing alot of construction jobs recently took a toll on the beard. I had to trim some to try and look almost respectable. But hunting season is almost here and I'll go back to the woods and show back up next spring. I'm sure it will have had time to recuperate.

[alltatup]

A true pirates beard Mite!!!

[D.A.A.S.69]

Spidermite bow season ,opens 7 days from today, down here.
Oct 1.
All our woods got flooded this past spring, a major flood.

[Gingerbeard]

Aw hell. This is a couple years old. I better not see this on some gingerbeard porn site.

[Gingerbeard]

There are search results for gingerbeard porn and gingerbread porn. I'm not sure what to say about that.

[alltatup]

Gingerbeard porn??? I hope they are free sites!!!

[Gingerbeard]

Man, I shouldn't have even said anything.

[Spidermite]

Here my daughters idea of what my beard should be. She bought the beeds and all. Only PaganRich would have a clue wht the ruins mean. But let's just say my daughter isnt happy with people and wants me to fix it. But yes this is after work today and as my beard sits now.

[PaganRich]

Spidermite I am envious SM...that`s how I want my to look but don`t think I`d be able to grow mine that long sadly mate...looks well good mate

[Spidermite]

Well I had to shave and look respectable my whole life. The second I retired I stopped shaving. It has been shaved clean a few times since but only because I lost bets with my wife. Lol And I've found that the condition of my beard is directly related to how healthy I eat. The healthier I eat the better the beard gets.

[9fingerleafs]

y'all a hairy bunch, ironically you give your plants some serious defoliation, specially you pagan im going to sound like a pussy ass bitch but i cant stand the constant itching of having facial hair longer than half an inch.

[PaganRich]

9fingerleafs One day mate, one day...the dark side will call and before you know it you`re be like Thorin Oakenshield and fair, wanton maidens will fling themselves verily upon you in lustful ways. It`s the way of things when you are bearded mate...fighting `em off like flies

[9fingerleafs]

haha i guess so, many winters to come and my wife doesnt like when i shave so maybe one day

[alltatup]

PaganRich Did you just say you get flies in your beard? Yuk!!! That's not sexy!!!!!

[Gingerbeard]

Whoa, hey now! Let us not make this a guy thing. I demand women get the respect they deserve!
I am somewhat jealous.

[Doubledealing72]

Well, here's my tiny one compared to all the bigguns shown on this thread lol. Sadly it will have to be shaved come Halloween because I'm going as dwight from "the office" when I go into work. Already have to wear a suit at work, and I happen to have a brown suit. Now all I need is a yellow shirt and tie, and some dwight glasses lol.

[alltatup]

Nice smile, mccubed!!! All the guys above (except Gingerbeard) look so darn serious.

[Doubledealing72]

Thanks ATU!

[Gingerbeard]

What if I say I was seriously stoned?

[PaganRich]

Spidermite Agreed plus I use a combination of coconut oil and a damn fine hair/ beard oil a mate turned me onto-makes it very silky smooth with a hint of masculine scent...as well as my viking hair comb