On a lighter side

[GreenState]

howdy Bowhunterwoody I thought it was cute. So how goes the battle this year? I've been busy dealing with elderly parents, resulting in me spending every other month between VT and FL, currently in FL. I had started just one white widow and left it on my deck to fend for itself until I return at the end of the month. I seriously doubt it will have survived, but we'll see, I was chalking it up to simply being a house plant (lol) as I'll be down here for the month of Sept. as well. Still smoking last years crop, but it won't last through the winter. If you have extra, you can leave it in the Black F250 at the LAZFLY lot at Bradley (lol). Hope all is well with you and your's.

[Bowhunterwoody]

Now that's pretty funny.

[GreenState]

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.

[Bluey]

Lol. Sadly true

[Ckbrew]

If you're going to play, stay safe out there.

[Rookiegrower710]

SoOrbudgal me too 😊

[SoOrbudgal]

Love it

[kingfish]

I think this Trichome is past its prime.

[Going2fast]

Meh. Taste kinda bland like bald eagle.

[Gingerbeard]

How fresh?

[OldManGrower]

How was it? Better than fresh highway harvest?

[Gingerbeard]

...says the woman who doesn't want to feel awkward about asking for a 12" Italian...

[SoOrbudgal]

You nut LOL

[Gingerbeard]

It is hard to find 'possum in a good ' coon sauce in my neighborhood. People try to pass off nutria.

[kingfish]

My dinner and a fat joint. Yum Yum