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  • Ckbrew
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    Sounds like Robert is FU with out any weed

  • Gingerbeard
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    No, ATU. Robert has a racial streak running through him. Most of his negative stories revolve around not liking a race because someone did something, so his entire race is bad.

  • SoOrbudgal
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    Boy fella you got some stories.

  • Eliot Pryor
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    I been wondering how to smoke gummies.

  • alltatup
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    Are you sure they weren't white guys? More whites use crack than any other group...

  • Gingerbeard
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    Me: Want another piece of drug infused chocolate?

    Robert: It's still in the fridge.

    Me: You haven't eaten any?

    Robert: You're supposed to eat it?

    Me: It's chocolate. What else do you do with it?

    Robert: I put some on a joint and smoked it.

    Me: ???

    Robert: Got me pretty fucked up.

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  • cybersmib
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    Is the sheep alone if it has a driver? Just asking for a friend.

  • Gingerbeard
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    After a brief rundown of Frank, a neighbor, I had this conversation with buddy Robert. It is retold with a dope-addled brain, but the story is there.

    R: Yeah. A couple black guys robbed me and took all my stuff to a crack house.
    Me: You know who they were? How do you know they took your stuff to a crack house?
    R: Because I drove them there!
    Me: They stole your stuff and took them to a crack house?
    R: We were already there.
    Me: You took a couple guys to a crack house, they stole your stuff, and went into the crack house?
    R: When we got there, they asked me to show them some of my stuff. They wanted to see my ($10,000, 13 diamond) ring so I took it off and gave it to the guy in back. The child locks were on so I figured he couldn't get out. The guy in front got out, opened the back door, and ran into the crack house.
    Me: BBBWWwwAAAaaaahahahahahahaha... cough gasp... repeat.

    Dabber and I walked away when he got into the story about meeting a nymphomaniac who had been previously institutionalized three times for her proclivities. He thought if he gave her enough good-lovin', he'd make her a one-man woman.

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  • Gingerbeard
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    PPppfffttt. Some hunt animals. I hunt mud puddles.

  • Gingerbeard
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    Oh, how I miss my '04 Rubicon. My Phishmobile. My mud magnet. My city escape pod. Limping home after bending a tie-rod on a well hidden rock in a field of tall grass. Weed and mudding go together like mudding and weed.
    Quite the bucolic scene. Probably postcard worthy when the trees are green.

  • Gingerbeard
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    Who can find the E. Musk link. I love this kid. Cool thing is, he'll probably get away with it!

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  • GreenState
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    alltatup Unless you get stuck

  • alltatup
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    Seriously: that's a beautiful picture.

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  • Ckbrew
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    Mud season is the worst

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