On a lighter side

[Bowhunterwoody]

Now that's pretty funny.

[GreenState]

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer. Then maybe a nap.

[Bluey]

Lol. Sadly true

[Ckbrew]

If you're going to play, stay safe out there.

[Rookiegrower710]

SoOrbudgal me too 😊

[SoOrbudgal]

Love it

[kingfish]

I think this Trichome is past its prime.

[Going2fast]

Meh. Taste kinda bland like bald eagle.

[Gingerbeard]

How fresh?

[OldManGrower]

How was it? Better than fresh highway harvest?

[Gingerbeard]

...says the woman who doesn't want to feel awkward about asking for a 12" Italian...

[SoOrbudgal]

You nut LOL

[Gingerbeard]

It is hard to find 'possum in a good ' coon sauce in my neighborhood. People try to pass off nutria.

[kingfish]

My dinner and a fat joint. Yum Yum

[Ckbrew]

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