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A horse walked into a bar with a set of booster cables around its neck. The bartender took one look and said hey, I don't mind the long face but don't go starting anything.Leave a comment:
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Buddy the bird got a hold of this and she was happy about it lolLeave a comment:
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A Marine walked into a bar ,saw some navy personal sitting in a corner said something to them and they laughed at him then he walked over to the bar sat down and ordered a beer well after awhile he had to take a pee. so he says to the bartender as he noticed a jar 5 feet away hey I bet I can pee in that jar from here ,in fact Ill bet you a hundred dollars that I can do it with out spilling a drop , well the bartender said its a bet so the marine pulled it out and commenced to pissing on everything the bar the bar tender ,but never hit the jar ,the bartender was laughing so hard he was turning red as he gits his money he noticed that the Marine was smiling so he asked why you so happy and he says well you see those squids over there I just bet them 500 dollars each that I could piss on you, the bar and you would be happy about itLeave a comment:
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I planted cat nip in the garden a few years back as a companion plant for something lol and you can still pick it its been coming back every year so all the cats in neighborhood love my house ,I see them once in a while laying just like that stoned out of there minds -
LOL what a doll! I was listening to our little terrier mix whose sleeping with my hubby she's having a dream and just talking up a storm. It's so funny to listen to.....him snoring and her talking waving her paws. I often wonder what they are dreaming of??
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