On a lighter side

[Gingerbeard]

RWDWC, I believe your monkey story because I got run over by the ice-cream man. Nothing to do with monkeys, only one of those stories you don't expect to hear, or others to believe.

[RagWeedDWC]

Probably the only person on this forum who can honestly say, yes I have seen a monkey go completely ape shit and have the scars and medical records to prove it... Monkey however was introduced to a full auto mag of 5.56 and ended its ape shit days. In addition to my younger combat days, I now fish all around https://chstoday.6amcity.com/monkey-island-sc/ but with a bit more respect.

[Gingerbeard]

They were part of a drug experiment. They had to get back to the lab to get their fix. You might say those monkeys have monkeys on their backs! Maybe. You might say that.
Ever see a monkey go ape-shit? That'll put the willie in your wanka!

[RagWeedDWC]

They found the monkeys, actually the came back... not sure why

[RagWeedDWC]

As a kid, saw a few roaming wild, pretty rare around here now.

[Eliot Pryor]

Thank you. Useful info there.

[Gingerbeard]

It only takes the headlines, but the stories are also good. Alone, funny. Together, a glimpse into the future. Simian AI technology. 'Zima Blue'. 'Planet of the Apes: Salvation.'

Robot vacuum cleaner escapes from Cambridge Travelodge - BBC News
Search for monkey missing after US motorway crash - BBC News

[Gingerbeard]

Can't seem to upload just the pictures for a storyboard. Here's the website. Don't read. Just scroll the pictures.

[Puglover1]

No dinosaurs here but my pug pooped out what looks like a black dildo one night. Vegetarian.

[kingfish]

[Puglover1]

That's funny. OMG, my cat started eating stems when I cleaned a bud to smoke. Now the jealous Crazy pug eats them first.

[kingfish]

[Gingerbeard]

Job posting You must have an iron hand! Bring back the feudal system! For the love of God! Bring back the feudal system!!! Droit du seigneur!!! Oh, how I miss the feudal system. 'cept, looks like all the locals are well married. Don't go for the well married. That's rude.
Good, royal rule needs nepotism. Bring your family. Royalize them. Set up in the fort. Get an MK-19. Charge tolls to passing boats. Beheading is the only punishment. Or get shot with the MK-19.
And, of course, legalize it.

[Ckbrew]

Looks like they need more fiber in the diet.

[Gingerbeard]

Longest fossilized poop to be sold at auction - CBS News