On a lighter side

[RagWeedDWC]

They found the monkeys, actually the came back... not sure why

[RagWeedDWC]

As a kid, saw a few roaming wild, pretty rare around here now.

[Eliot Pryor]

Thank you. Useful info there.

[Gingerbeard]

It only takes the headlines, but the stories are also good. Alone, funny. Together, a glimpse into the future. Simian AI technology. 'Zima Blue'. 'Planet of the Apes: Salvation.'

Robot vacuum cleaner escapes from Cambridge Travelodge - BBC News
Search for monkey missing after US motorway crash - BBC News

[Gingerbeard]

Can't seem to upload just the pictures for a storyboard. Here's the website. Don't read. Just scroll the pictures.

[Puglover1]

No dinosaurs here but my pug pooped out what looks like a black dildo one night. Vegetarian.

[kingfish]

[Puglover1]

That's funny. OMG, my cat started eating stems when I cleaned a bud to smoke. Now the jealous Crazy pug eats them first.

[kingfish]

[Gingerbeard]

Job posting You must have an iron hand! Bring back the feudal system! For the love of God! Bring back the feudal system!!! Droit du seigneur!!! Oh, how I miss the feudal system. 'cept, looks like all the locals are well married. Don't go for the well married. That's rude.
Good, royal rule needs nepotism. Bring your family. Royalize them. Set up in the fort. Get an MK-19. Charge tolls to passing boats. Beheading is the only punishment. Or get shot with the MK-19.
And, of course, legalize it.

[Ckbrew]

Looks like they need more fiber in the diet.

[Gingerbeard]

Longest fossilized poop to be sold at auction - CBS News

[Ace1973]

[Ckbrew]

idk if the seeds would survive the g force of being launched. May wind up with powder instead of seeds.

[GreenState]

Eliot Pryor On very rare occasions we'll get a glimpse, but of course nothing like these pictures.