You know what i love?

[Gingerbeard]

Soylent green is people!

[Ckbrew]

Bacon, bacon, and more bacon.

[Gingerbeard]

The secret is finding the best temperature for what you are going after Going2fast.
Any rig (Basically, you can use your bong to dab if you have the right banger.) Crystal banger. Torch. $40.00 got me the rig and banger. A propane torch works faster and lasts longer than butane and I'm pretty sure you have at least one propane torch within arms reach. I use a lazer thermometer gun thing for temperature control.
Or, go electric. Expensive. Everything after the first dab tastes like shit. Parts to buy on an ongoing basis. You can program in available temperatures. I know people who rave their first electric dab rig but run out of rave before replacing their first coil.
If you have them, go to a headshop. I've never met a head who wouldn't knock a few bucks off for some made-up reason. And they don't charge free shipping.
Have a backup banger. If you break one, there is no workaround until you can make it back to the headshop to buy another.

[Going2fast]

You need to send recommendation for a starter dab rig. This shit is Soo confusing but I'm looking to get rid of a few carcinogens and edibles scare me.

[Going2fast]

Iron. You needed iron. Damn now I want some beans

[Gingerbeard]

Figuring out my gut issues got me a carne asada plate from the local. The beans were a watery, bean flavored sauce. The guac was a watery, guac flavored sauce. Overall, the styrofoam encapsuled meal does not rate a star because of those two things, although the meat was tasty. The once and future slaking of a warm bearded ginger man's need for cow is opiate. My belly is full. I have not had a full belly in about as long as it has been since I had meat.
I would post a picture, but that would make me one of those people who posts pictures of food.
Seriously, folks. Bloody seriously.

[Gingerbeard]

I love when every friend I dab with show up to show me their new drugs and new drug paraphernalia, throughout the day. And the kicker? When a neighbor acquaintance/friend, with whom I have shared harvest, ponies up with a gram of my brand!

[Gingerbeard]

I love 30% off Tuesdays. No tax plus a dollar off per gram.

[Gingerbeard]

I love that homeless people are being taken off the streets, fed, treated, Godded, and given jobs like clearing the homeless camps and people where they used to live. The irony in there is palpable.

[Gingerbeard]

That's it, you animalistic perverts!
I'm telling! Where's @Serious? My dog is being sexually harassed and I am being sexually harassed vicariously through my dog. This is supposed to be a family program! These wakkos are going way beyond XXX.

[Bluey]

Debber prefers honey with a tincture of amal nitrate

[Gingerbeard]

I'm gonna mail each of y'all a can of fiery ginger whoop ass.
Go down to TJ for the fabled donkey show. Take your peanut butter.

[SoOrbudgal]

LOL ain't that the truth damn animals, try peanut butter LOL

[Gingerbeard]

She, pervert!

[Bluey]

You should hear what his boyfriend has to say about his oral finesse