You know what i love?

[Gingerbeard]

I don't eat bird and I don't eat pig. But daggum if I wouldn't be sitting at my window with a muted ballistic weapon, waiting for my next meal to walk by. Or maybe a lasso. How hard is it to lasso a bird?
Where's Lassohunterwoody?

[Bowhunterwoody]

Yea, our spring season starts next week. Gobbling like crazy for a few weeks now.

[Ckbrew]

It is a split season here, May and October.

[Bowhunterwoody]

That time of year. They're ripping it up here pretty good.

[Bluey]

Is that a bush Turkey? Do you shoot and eat them?

[Ckbrew]

I had another visitor last week. It was a big one.

[Bluey]

Oh, I'm all for foreign probing!

[Gingerbeard]

Hip-hop is responsible for the loss in efficacy of the tin-foil hat. When people started wearing their hats backwards, that's when they stopped working. 5G is a directionally sensitive technology.
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Tin foil hats stopped working, for real, back in WWII when they replaced tin for aluminum. Aluminum provides zero defense against external electronic invasive brain wave interruptions, or probings, foreign or domestc.

[Bluey]

Well I am seriously concerned.

My monthly subscription to "Conspiracies Weekly, Nut Jobs Unite," has a well written article that states current tin foil technology does not work on blocking 5G mobile phone signals.

I see an opportunity here to make some coin.

[Gingerbeard]

Aww, geez. One of those. Who is getting poisoned? I feel pretty tip-top. Are you my mother-in-law? You know, the one I wouldn't let alone around my kids. The one who says underarm deodorant causes cancer and all the hype about tobacco causing cancer is bullshit. The one who only wears tin foil when she thinks no one is watching.
Oswald shot Kennedy with a chemtrail. I was the caterer for the moon landing. The only person on this planet who is not an alien is you. Q knows all. May God almighty strike me down if the NSA don't got no file on me that's three feet thick! Since God almighty don't strike me down, I'm right.
I appreciate y'alls's need for safety and general concern for the dark forces. But... c'moooooonnnn, man...

[Bluey]

They are just big chem tanks for big chem trails to poison us all

[Gingerbeard]

Space-X just lit up my sunset and is planning on more launches during the month. Emerging rocket technology is way cooler than eclipses. We know about eclipses. Rockets are new. They make pretty silver patterns in the sky. Eclipses just make things dark. Big whoop.

[Gingerbeard]

As of yesterday, he found a new gig.

[Bowhunterwoody]

His first show was supposed to be in my home town of Naugatuck CT. They shut him down.

[Gingerbeard]

I love that John Hinkley Jr. is starting his own band. Original music. Not a JFA cover band.
If you are unfamiliar with JFA, this love is lost on you. I am not familiar with their work (but appreciative of the genre) only their existence.
I am only partially familiar with Jr's work. Not his music.