You know what i love?

[Gingerbeard]

Meh. She ain't no Daisy. Probably ain't even southern.
This one has a cold sore and fucked up eye.
AI.

[Rwise]

Getting hungry Mike?

[dirtymike]

Ima.. Imaaaaa....ohhhh. iammm....

[PRIMO]

I just love when the single cat lady next door asks "If I could hold her steady, while she trims her bush" And then she stepped down, smiled a thank you and asked if I would mind checking her for ticks. Oh, ok, uh,can do, I squeeked. Some days are just better than others.

[Gingerbeard]

A gentleman would have taken the bus and dropped the others off before going home.

[Going2fast]

Bluey that is the greatest burn in the history of man. Fuck you gonna charge me with DUI I'm driving your squad car home. See you in the am.

[Bluey]

We have random roadside testing stations here. Mostly stops where you get out of your car if you test positive and go into a bus for further more accurate testing and questioning.

A drink driver once left the testing station bus and instead of returning to his car got into a police car and drove it home, garaged it and didn't realise what he'd done till he got a knock on the door the next morning. He'd left his car behind so wasn't hard to find.

[Gingerbeard]

Disclaimer. Although there are political undertones to the following video, this is not a political post.
Had a buddy who got a DUI for driving the wrong way down the street in front of a police station.
Had another buddy who got a DUI for rear ending a cop.
This beats them both.
Wrong-way driver passes VP Harris's motorcade in Milwaukee

[Gator]

God bless Texans

[Gingerbeard]

I love when the smoke and smell of the brushfire to the east in Mexico overpowers the ever creeping miasma of the Tijuana River to the south in Mexico.

[Bowhunterwoody]

That's a pile. Wife gets pissed with how much I spend

[Gingerbeard]

If you had not told me those were fireworks, honest injun I thought it was either a stack of candy or child oriented nicotine products. You are so going to put an eye out! Probably kill another animal. Or put out an animal's eye.
Please, oh please. Keep the fireworks there and retake the picture with a patch over the deer's eye.

[Going2fast]

You know what I love....
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Wholesale fireworks in the off season.

[Gingerbeard]

Did I mention I will not be around for them to fix my A/C on Wednesday? I'll be having an MRI. Tee-hee.
Nor will I be around any day later in the week for similar reasons. Ha-ha.

[Ckbrew]

Getting the boat ready, picked up a hitchhiker