You know what i love?

[Going2fast]

Cwd was real in my state 7 years ago. Took out 30% of the deer population. Still around but usually isolated.

[Gingerbeard]

Does 'zombie deer disease' pose risks for humans? (bbc.com)
Person in Texas diagnosed with rare bird flu after contact with cattle (bbc.com)
Tapeworm larvae in brain linked to underdone bacon (bbc.com)

[Going2fast]

Choot em!!

[Bluey]

An explosive net that fires out of the ground reaching for the sky and flipping over to capture the prey would work nicely too...bit of a surprise factor in that

[Gingerbeard]

I don't eat bird and I don't eat pig. But daggum if I wouldn't be sitting at my window with a muted ballistic weapon, waiting for my next meal to walk by. Or maybe a lasso. How hard is it to lasso a bird?
Where's Lassohunterwoody?

[Bowhunterwoody]

Yea, our spring season starts next week. Gobbling like crazy for a few weeks now.

[Ckbrew]

It is a split season here, May and October.

[Bowhunterwoody]

That time of year. They're ripping it up here pretty good.

[Bluey]

Is that a bush Turkey? Do you shoot and eat them?

[Ckbrew]

I had another visitor last week. It was a big one.

[Bluey]

Oh, I'm all for foreign probing!

[Gingerbeard]

Hip-hop is responsible for the loss in efficacy of the tin-foil hat. When people started wearing their hats backwards, that's when they stopped working. 5G is a directionally sensitive technology.
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Tin foil hats stopped working, for real, back in WWII when they replaced tin for aluminum. Aluminum provides zero defense against external electronic invasive brain wave interruptions, or probings, foreign or domestc.

[Bluey]

Well I am seriously concerned.

My monthly subscription to "Conspiracies Weekly, Nut Jobs Unite," has a well written article that states current tin foil technology does not work on blocking 5G mobile phone signals.

I see an opportunity here to make some coin.

[Gingerbeard]

Aww, geez. One of those. Who is getting poisoned? I feel pretty tip-top. Are you my mother-in-law? You know, the one I wouldn't let alone around my kids. The one who says underarm deodorant causes cancer and all the hype about tobacco causing cancer is bullshit. The one who only wears tin foil when she thinks no one is watching.
Oswald shot Kennedy with a chemtrail. I was the caterer for the moon landing. The only person on this planet who is not an alien is you. Q knows all. May God almighty strike me down if the NSA don't got no file on me that's three feet thick! Since God almighty don't strike me down, I'm right.
I appreciate y'alls's need for safety and general concern for the dark forces. But... c'moooooonnnn, man...

[Bluey]

They are just big chem tanks for big chem trails to poison us all