You know what i hate?

[Bluey]

Oh come on!

What about The Matrix? Excellent!

John Wick? Super!

[Gingerbeard]

I hate Keanu Reeves. The Bill and Ted movies were the golden opus of his career. They gave weed smoking teens a bad image with nary a single reference to weed! Huh?
The only difference between now KR and dope smoking teen KR is stubble. Ruins movies I would otherwise enjoy for bloody violence. Sure as a bastard ruined The Day the Earth Stood Still. Probably a sodoff of a movie with or without him.
But, yeah. I hate Keanu Reeves and you should too!

[Rwise]

00 buck shot works well, but you could load a few shells with bacon rind and rock salt.

[Gingerbeard]

But first the thumbs and hands thing, right? At least random beatings for a while before impalement? C'mooooooonnnnn...

[Going2fast]

True that ....

[Rwise]

The only good thief is a dead thief!

[Gingerbeard]

Not my grow. My staghorn fern. 'twas a sickly ginger headed stepchild a neighbor gave me a few years ago. Mounted on a board, it was an easy grab.

[Ckbrew]

I detest thieves. Someone hit your grow? No mercy. Sorry that happened.

[Gingerbeard]

A buddy gave me a camera.
Here's the thing. I have removed all the easily transportable plants from my patio so there is nothing more to steal. The fox already took the chickens.
Facebook? No idea what that is.

[Bluey]

Get yourself a decent trail camera 4G if you have mobile service...you'll soon enough catch them and what you do with the footage is up to you....got Facebook?

[Gingerbeard]

Thieves, goddamnit! Punishment for thieves should be homelessness and random beatings by regular people having a bad day.
A few them 'rabic countries got it right. Thieves get their hands cut off. I do not see anything wrong with that. First offense, you are forced to remove your thumbs on a belt sander. Second offense gets your hands put in an off balance blender, on slow with dull blades.
I have this sick feeling the thief is a particular neighbor. Can't prove a thing without seeing his balcony.
Blimey I hate fucking thieves! Doesn't matter what was stolen.

[Puglover1]

I order Tate's chocolate chip cookies, or think I did and they're still in my cart.

[Rwise]

They call them "loaded" 'roun' here, just another gimmick to get money from _______!

[Gingerbeard]

https://www.leafly.com/strains/razzle-dazzle

[Gingerbeard]

Domino's is now selling 'stuffed' tater tots!!! My disgust is scintillating. I have discoballs instead of eyeballs. I mean, really! Call it what it is: A tater tot pizza. Ain't nothing stuffed about it. Very Homer Simpsonian.
Pizza dough is as healthy as bread. Tater tots are as healthy as... fucking tater tots! Shit should be getting healthier, not greasier and harbinger of an early death.
Used to be:
'Thank you for calling Domino's this is Gingerbeard. How may I help you.?' I have a real cool telephone voice. Real suave. Atomic timing. Got more than one request for me to deliver, just to see what my telephone voice looks like.
At the end, 'Anything to drink?'
'Would you like to try some buffalo wings, Twisty Bread, or salad?' Reeeel cool. Like I didn't actually just try to upsell. It was their idea to order something extra.
Just aint right, is all I'm saying. Find me a legit pizza joint that serves fucking tater tots and I will do something dramatic in response. Do not mention tater tots as a topping. I already thought of that so you will not get your poke. If you want potatoe on your pizza I got the downlow. It'll set what you know about pizza back to Totino's Pizza Rolls.