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  • starramus
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    I would have kept questioning about their color. For quite some time!

  • RagWeedDWC
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    Coffee spit!

  • Farmall
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    Are my testicles black?"



    A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.


    A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

    "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"


    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

    He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"



    Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and

    pulls back the covers.

    She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.


    She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."


    The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

    "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,

    very, closely:

    "Are - my - test - results - back?"

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  • SoOrbudgal
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    Good 1 Mr.furley LOL

  • starramus
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    To increase my plant count I am pondering putting a few over the fence into my neighbor Nancy's yard. I'll share some of the harvest with her.

  • Mr.furley
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  • Gingerbeard
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    Waaaay ahead of you. Pineapple express.

  • FunkyButtLovin
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    Yeah, I like that. I need a couple dabs now thinking about this.

  • Gingerbeard
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    Damnit, FunkyButtLovin! Freeze and smash! Goddamn brilliant. Space shatter.
    How about warming it up and stretching it out like it's going into light speed? Like silly putty?

  • FunkyButtLovin
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    I'd probably start at the undersides so I could get loaded and admire them, then start taking chunks from the MF as I play around pretending it got smashed up blasting through the Kuiper Belt. Maybe freeze then smash DV into pieces to enjoy one at a time.

  • Gingerbeard
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    I'm sure they used a mold for a lot of that stuff. Where would you start dabbing the MF or Darth Vader's head?

  • LurkingInTheGrass
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    Lol, I hear ya

    I can admire with the best of them (is that a talent ;D )

  • FunkyButtLovin
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    I don't have the talent or the product to make something like that.

  • LurkingInTheGrass
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    Jeebus , it looks huge (almost fills the hand)

  • Gingerbeard
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    I wish I had enough shatter to make a Millennium Falcon.
    https://www.google.com/search?q=dab+...w=1093&bih=498

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