On a lighter side

[Gingerbeard]

Me: Want another piece of drug infused chocolate?

Robert: It's still in the fridge.

Me: You haven't eaten any?

Robert: You're supposed to eat it?

Me: It's chocolate. What else do you do with it?

Robert: I put some on a joint and smoked it.

Me: ???

Robert: Got me pretty fucked up.

[cybersmib]

Is the sheep alone if it has a driver? Just asking for a friend.

[Gingerbeard]

After a brief rundown of Frank, a neighbor, I had this conversation with buddy Robert. It is retold with a dope-addled brain, but the story is there.

R: Yeah. A couple black guys robbed me and took all my stuff to a crack house.
Me: You know who they were? How do you know they took your stuff to a crack house?
R: Because I drove them there!
Me: They stole your stuff and took them to a crack house?
R: We were already there.
Me: You took a couple guys to a crack house, they stole your stuff, and went into the crack house?
R: When we got there, they asked me to show them some of my stuff. They wanted to see my ($10,000, 13 diamond) ring so I took it off and gave it to the guy in back. The child locks were on so I figured he couldn't get out. The guy in front got out, opened the back door, and ran into the crack house.
Me: BBBWWwwAAAaaaahahahahahahaha... cough gasp... repeat.

Dabber and I walked away when he got into the story about meeting a nymphomaniac who had been previously institutionalized three times for her proclivities. He thought if he gave her enough good-lovin', he'd make her a one-man woman.

[Gingerbeard]

PPppfffttt. Some hunt animals. I hunt mud puddles.

[Gingerbeard]

Oh, how I miss my '04 Rubicon. My Phishmobile. My mud magnet. My city escape pod. Limping home after bending a tie-rod on a well hidden rock in a field of tall grass. Weed and mudding go together like mudding and weed.
Quite the bucolic scene. Probably postcard worthy when the trees are green.

[Gingerbeard]

Who can find the E. Musk link. I love this kid. Cool thing is, he'll probably get away with it!

[GreenState]

alltatup Unless you get stuck

[alltatup]

Seriously: that's a beautiful picture.

[Puglover1]

[Ckbrew]

Mud season is the worst

[GreenState]

Oh ya, that time of the year--mud season!

[alltatup]

dream big


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[hairyman]

None of that dabauchery happened to me. Maybe I didn't smoke enough. Thanks for the pics.

[alltatup]

GreenState Oooooh, maple syrup, nectar of the gods!!!! Love it.

[GreenState]

alltatup of course they doo. I know a place that also sells moose droppings (chocolate nut clusters) made in house.
Currently sugaring season here. Already have a gallon of dark maple syrup reserved, have to wait until the end of the season though, that's when the last of the sap run is boiled and you get the strong flavored dark stuff.