On a lighter side

[GreenState]

You might live in Vermont if..................

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Vermont .
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Vermont .
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Vermont .
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Burlington for the weekend, you live in Vermont .
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Vermont .
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Vermont .
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in Vermont
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Vermont .
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in Vermont .
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Vermont .
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Vermont .
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph, you're going 80, and everybody is passing you, you live in Vermont .
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Vermont .
If you know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Vermont .
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Vermont .
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly," you live in Vermont .

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Vermont friends, you live in Vermont

[GreenState]

Puglover1 Hopefully not a sock with holes in it!

[Bowhunterwoody]

Puglover1 that's happened a few times while in the woods hunting.

[Puglover1]

Or a sock was used for something besides one's feet, and discarded.

[Ckbrew]

I always thought they turned into useless kitchen utensils that clog the drawer.

[GreenState]

[Puglover1]

Isn't the sign of the cross because of how he died? Was that before Moses and the Ark, or afterward? If there were cats and dogs on the Ark I wonder what breeds they were? Dabbers and Bongers?

[alltatup]

No: he was Jewish; it was a star of David.

[Gingerbeard]

Did Jesus bless people with the sign of the cross?

[RagWeedDWC]

That would be the first signal for a uhaul to show up in front yard :-) I hate the cold.

[Puglover1]

That just reminded that there's an icicle on my water spigot.

[RagWeedDWC]

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[GreenState]

PRIMO I must say, I thought the race was pretty darn good Not to mention I have been a Cindric fan
for a number of years. This kid is a great driver, reminds me of some of the drivers of the past.
All the best.

[Ckbrew]

Looks like they may have been caught in a micro burst. Same wind pattern.

[Gingerbeard]

I don't know if this is appropriate for the post. But it fits better than in 'Furry Helpers.'