On a lighter side

[GreenState]

Tesla reports earnings on 4/20 .......I'm thrilled to see that Elon is now on the board of Twitter(and a 9% holder of its stock)!
Although, it doesn't seem as though the WaPo and MSNBC are is happy about it as I..

[Gingerbeard]

Or down 50% from recent highs?

[Ckbrew]

A screen grab from 5/18/21. Was Aurora really up by 4.20% or just a gag?

[Gingerbeard]

Wouldn't know CKB. I've never seen him not high.

[Ckbrew]

Sounds like Robert is FU with out any weed

[Gingerbeard]

No, ATU. Robert has a racial streak running through him. Most of his negative stories revolve around not liking a race because someone did something, so his entire race is bad.

[SoOrbudgal]

Boy fella you got some stories.

[Eliot Pryor]

I been wondering how to smoke gummies.

[alltatup]

Are you sure they weren't white guys? More whites use crack than any other group...

[Gingerbeard]

Me: Want another piece of drug infused chocolate?

Robert: It's still in the fridge.

Me: You haven't eaten any?

Robert: You're supposed to eat it?

Me: It's chocolate. What else do you do with it?

Robert: I put some on a joint and smoked it.

Me: ???

Robert: Got me pretty fucked up.

[cybersmib]

Is the sheep alone if it has a driver? Just asking for a friend.

[Gingerbeard]

After a brief rundown of Frank, a neighbor, I had this conversation with buddy Robert. It is retold with a dope-addled brain, but the story is there.

R: Yeah. A couple black guys robbed me and took all my stuff to a crack house.
Me: You know who they were? How do you know they took your stuff to a crack house?
R: Because I drove them there!
Me: They stole your stuff and took them to a crack house?
R: We were already there.
Me: You took a couple guys to a crack house, they stole your stuff, and went into the crack house?
R: When we got there, they asked me to show them some of my stuff. They wanted to see my ($10,000, 13 diamond) ring so I took it off and gave it to the guy in back. The child locks were on so I figured he couldn't get out. The guy in front got out, opened the back door, and ran into the crack house.
Me: BBBWWwwAAAaaaahahahahahahaha... cough gasp... repeat.

Dabber and I walked away when he got into the story about meeting a nymphomaniac who had been previously institutionalized three times for her proclivities. He thought if he gave her enough good-lovin', he'd make her a one-man woman.

[Gingerbeard]

PPppfffttt. Some hunt animals. I hunt mud puddles.

[Gingerbeard]

Oh, how I miss my '04 Rubicon. My Phishmobile. My mud magnet. My city escape pod. Limping home after bending a tie-rod on a well hidden rock in a field of tall grass. Weed and mudding go together like mudding and weed.
Quite the bucolic scene. Probably postcard worthy when the trees are green.

[Gingerbeard]

Who can find the E. Musk link. I love this kid. Cool thing is, he'll probably get away with it!