You know what i love?

[Bluey]

This is the one that grows at my place.
Any one want to take a guess at which one it is?
Stock photos so no image searches please

[Gingerbeard]

Mushrooms are cool because they will kill you, nourish you, or make you see Bigfoot in an Elvis costume with ET riding piggyback.
I am quite jealous of you folks living in woodlands.

[Ckbrew]

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=amanita+jacksonii+mushroom

or so says G lens

[Gingerbeard]

Waste water mushroom?
Seriously, 'tho. Are they edible? Without the slug on number 2.

[Ckbrew]

No animal dung around here. The last one is under the window where the waste water is distributed.

[Gingerbeard]

Duuuudeman! The top two are growing out of farm animal poo. Does that mean they are... you know... 'shrooms?
I'm not into hallucinating, myself. But I appreciate nature.

[Ckbrew]

When it rains and rains and rains you get...

[Gingerbeard]

Well, we've pretty much given our moon the short end of the shit stick if we can name everything else.
I refuse Luna unless speaking in that language.

[Bluey]

Because Venus is a proper name, the moon is not

[Gingerbeard]

Sunset out my front door.
Sunset out my front door through my rig. Turn your head if you don't like the orientation.
Venus and Moon out my front door. Why do we say Venus and the Moon instead of the Venus and the Moon?

[Ckbrew]

Nah, it is all indoors. I was hoping it would stick around and eat more grass so I don't have to cut it.

[Bluey]

It's going to steal your stash

[Ckbrew]

Looking out the window and seeing this.

[Gingerbeard]

Goddanm! Even my carrion bird joke isn't original.
That's it! I will no longer try to be funny. I will no longer try to be original. Somone else already did it.

[Gingerbeard]

What do you call a pig in a tree?

Stupid other people thought of it first. Damn. Thought it was mine.