You know what i hate?

[Bowhunterwoody]

Coyotes and skunks in the yard at the same time. Last night was awful. Worse in the summer with the windows open. Think it's mating season for skunks.

[Gingerbeard]

I'd rather coyotes and skunks over my dog in the backyard with a skunk. But hey, we are dudebromen from different ecologies.

[Bowhunterwoody]

Gingerbeard yea my cat was outside for this episode and I thought for sure she either got eaten or sprayed. She finally came in unscathed. She's a lucky cat. So far.

[BR2K]

You know what I HATE?! The inevitable time warp, when the flowering buds create a sphere of bent space/time, to prolong their lives but deprive me of joy...

[Going2fast]

You know what I hate...........not understanding a word you said BR2K but the ladies look awesome.

[BR2K]

That's because it's pure horsefeather nonsense, sorry Thanks for the support. I'm no longer a novice but still a ways to go before I consider myself a journeyman.

[Puglover1]

Maybe ...

[Gingerbeard]

I bought 12-grain bread and multi-grain bread without thinking about it. What the fuck is the difference?
Am I wrong to buy 'fun-size' candy to drown my pain? Or in buying 'share-size' candy but not sharing because of the whole pain thing?
What would Freud say about a twice divorced bachelor buying 'family-size' boxes of Cheerios, only sharing with his dog?
Am I feeding my ego when I 'king-size' my Hershey's? There are two sizes: king-size and little pussy size. I am not a pussy.
Francisco Valencia. Oops, I wasn't supposed to use his last name. Forget I said anything.

[Puglover1]

When you have a jar of ISO for cleaning glass hitters, the last hitters are in there then the black liquid gunk is getting thrown away, jar and all, but while you were sleeping the cat knocked it over and the liquid gunk leaked out all over your countertops, under the knife block, Insta-Pot, cutting board ... FML

[Going2fast]

Heard too many bad trip stories to shy me away from edibles.

[Gingerbeard]

I have been searching for the hallucinogenic level of marijuana since I heard people can.
I'll give you all the money I have in my apartment for one of your hallucinogenic brownies Guest . I'm working on terp sauce chocolate. My best chocolate drug experiment dosed me 1.5g terp sauce in half a king size Hershey's. Kicked in in half an hour. Rode it for fourish hours before dabbing. I know it can be better. I know I can hit the hallucinations.
Time for terp sauce drugged chocolate experimenting. You got me in the mood.

[Going2fast]

Two words. Double grape.

[Going2fast]

You know what I hate............having to buy appliances. They don't make them like they used to.

[Going2fast]

You know what I hate...................."we are experiencing a supply delay. Your appliance will be delivered in 7 to 8 weeks."

[Going2fast]

You know what I really hate................................ Appliance being replaced gives up the ghost 7 to 8 weeks before new appliance arrives.

[Going2fast]

But you know what I like.........................catching a few fish after a hard day's work. All were released.

[Gingerbeard]

What is the purpose of catch and release? It's like tranquilize and release deer. Go play a VR fishing video game. Fish can't whistle if they have holes in their lips.
How about this. Every time you catch and release, you have to put a lip ring in the hook hole. Studs would stay better than hoops.

[Going2fast]

Hook hole? Sounds a little too dirty for me. Do you ever do anything just for the fun of it? To just experience the joy but without a trophy to prove you did it? Kinda like masturbating......... There's a napkin involved or an innocent sock I guess but no kid.

[Gingerbeard]

Hook hole does sound TJ, wot?
I smoke dope for the fun of it without getting a trophy. You get trophies for bike riding in the mud. I get trophies for masturbation.