My Vent Thread

[Gingerbeard]

I was wrong. It's Yasmiin, not Yolanda. Dominique was the boss lady. Yasmiin is my CM. She called, told me not to worry. The information was there all along.
Fernando V. If you're reading this, go fuck yourself prison style.

[Going2fast]

Told you to get a Julio. You know what you need?

[Going2fast]

https://youtu.be/BjBswOwKSnk

[Gingerbeard]

I need Charlie Sheen or the chick?
That was Sheen's first movie. He was actually at the police station for drugs.

[Going2fast]

What was his first line?

[Gingerbeard]

In the movie, "Drugs?" Greatest pickup line in history.
In real life, probably cocaine.

[Going2fast]

https://youtu.be/9wvaZlAkn6w

[Gingerbeard]

Not a fan of standup or CS. Dad had his moments. Emilio had his.