My Vent Thread

[Going2fast]

Landrace? Call it what it was in the 70s and 80s. Brick weed

[Going2fast]

Well 80s. I'm not that ancient.

[Going2fast]

Why did you say I had spider mites?

[Gingerbeard]

Never mind. Forget I said anything.

[Gingerbeard]

Dab-dog wanted to potty so we went out so she could potty. The protestors took sidewalk chalk and wrote things on the concrete around and in the legion parking lot.
'(DA name) scum enter here'
'These people support killer cops'
And, yeah, 'BLM'.
Other things have been removed. Other things I chose not to look at. Stupid chalk blockers. And their signs looked unprofessional and hastily put together with inferior products. Damned unsafe, too!

I'm going to write, 'I'm a big fat poopy head because I wear a poop helmet and have poop in my shoes, TOO.' on the sidewalk outside her house, with a big arrow as obvious direction for people to look at her. Megaphone lady, I mean. Then put up one of those big, inflatable football helmets people put in their front yard to support their favorite football team. Except this one will be rooting for poop with a big dancing poop logo on the sides. And get one of those cars with the huge megaphones on top. Only, mine will be directional megaphones so I can aim them at her house and not disturb the neighbors. Maybe experiment with that 'Havanna Syndrome' I hear so much about.

[Gingerbeard]

I want y'all good people to give Fernando a call. He's at the office. Give him all the abuse his answering machine will allow. But remember, your call is being recorded.
Sent information on Dec 16 in the format and to the person who verified I had his email. Worthless landlady showed me a letter she had gotten from some of my funding people saying I would be cancelled for not submitting the previously sent information. It was the second letter she had gotten. I had received the letter later that day. The date on the letter was Jan 21. The post date was Feb 1. I got it on Feb 3, the day before cancellation, today.
Called Fernando to find out what's going on. As all other calls have, this one went to message. I followed up with resending the original email and files, and a new email with the files. He sent back that they still have not received my information with a PDF of the documents to fill out. It is an un-editable PDF I would only be able to print and post by mail.
I finally asked him if he was unable to open the file. He said no, he can't open a zip 'message.'
My last email asked why he was just now telling me this. It also asked, 'Is there absolutely anyone else I can talk to?"
I haven't heard back.
I'm averaging a Fernando a year and have stopped mailing things because they always seem to get lost until I send an email or make a phone call.
Gettin' high, baby. Super high. It's 4:02. For some with dyslexia, it's 4:20, but it's not. See, that's my stove clock. The microwave is now up to 12 minutes fast. That means I have four traditional 4:20's. Since I'm a dabber, I also have multiple variations of 7:10

[Going2fast]

My advice. Ditch the Fernando's. Get yourself a reliable Julio. Julio is the way to go.

[Gingerbeard]

Goddamn funny, mac.
You know, I guess, I didn't specify I didn't want to talk to a Julio. I asked to talk to absolutely anyone else. Could as easily be Maybeline. If a Julio gets in touch, I will absolutely die laughing.

[Gingerbeard]

Thought I would get in touch with Fernando about my case. Figure this is supposed to be my last month and I haven't heard from him in three weeks. He is no longer a Housing Specialist. He is now an Administrative Assistant II with the HIV, STD, & Hepatitis Branch of Public Health Services. Those folks have enough to worry about without dealing with Fernando.
Let's see if Dominique is any better.
You don't get fired from government work: you change offices.

[Going2fast]

Dominique? Holy shit you are totally fucked now. No way I would let them downgrade me to a Dominique. Wtf happened to Julio?

[Gingerbeard]

Wish I knew G2F. I work better with women, anyway.

[Going2fast]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca5wXojemRM

[Going2fast]

Wait what? Hiv std hep c? Wtf you got growing down there?

[Going2fast]

Never met a woman named Dominique.

[Gingerbeard]

The Singing Nun “Dominique” 1963 - YouTube

[Gingerbeard]

Sent Miss D a couple emails and got left hanging.
Got in touch with the big house. They told me my CM was someone named Yolanda (unintelligible). Transferred me to a woman named Chu or Shu (unintelligible). Called back over to the big house. The same lady gave me Y's name again and her number. The number was for Chu or Shu.
Sent a message through the big website, asking who my CM is.
If I don't hear something today, I'm borrowing a car and road-ginger-raging my ginger-ass up to the big house and scare people with the way I keep my cool, for a ginger.

[Going2fast]

She's a catch for sure.

[Gingerbeard]

Bag it. Tag it. Sell it to the butcher at the store.