How's Your Weather

[Gingerbeard]

Damnit. I just remembered one of those 'International Man of Mystery' movies. 'Goldmember'. Those chicks with the automatic boobies. But they were fake. Mine are real.

[Toker1]

Hahaha! Assault by nipple. I don’t even think James Bond could have gotten away from that one.

[Gingerbeard]

Gotcha RFheavy. I don't consider myself a lactate'r so I don't get lactating jokes. Pee is a different story.
Ever been nipple slapped Toker1? Remember Pinocchio? If I'm standing in front of you, no shirt on, and the temperature drops rapidly enough, I'll poke your eyes out. You won't even see my nipples coming.

[Toker1]

If they can put a scratch on glass, tape won’t hold them down. 😬

[RFheavy]

I was joking because you were talking about your nips. :/

[Gingerbeard]

Umm... my house thermostat. What am I missing? Are you asking me if I tested my pee? Because, no, if you are.

[RFheavy]

Have you tried testing your runoff?

[Gingerbeard]

My thermostat read 64°! Bloody hell! No wonder I had to tape my nipples down.

[RFheavy]

Haha! The weather lady actually called it that and I found it hilarious compared to the weather that everyone else is dealing with in this thread. One thing is for sure, I would not be able to handle the conditions posted on here!

[Farmall]

RFheavy THAT is a terrible stunt to pull...

[RFheavy]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/today/Ewa-Beach,Hawaii,United-States/we-city?iso=US&el=RgTrSHEdK1q7dtPVgUSUqA%3D%3D

Cold front rolling in. Temps might dip below 75(F) degrees. Pray for me.

[SoOrbudgal]

OK OK it's balmy here where i live just rain or overcast with fog. In the upper 50s

[PRIMO]

They say in Nebr. if you don't like the weather,wait til tomorrow. Middle of winter, you take some fresh air when you can.

[Farmall]

I grew up in areas where in 15 miles of roadway, you’d see 4-6 vehicles going the other way and each would throw a casual wave when we passed. Some times it would be a person you knew but mostly not...NO ONE on the roads. My wife is a country girl... but now, she loves the bright lights of the big cities.... I really despise them and avoid it at all costs.

[oldjarhead100]

I used to hate the commute to boston every day this is how it was