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    DEER Season in Vermont
    The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
    The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
    They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
    The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
    They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
    The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?"
    He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.. Bob sat up and watched me all night."
    With age comes wisdom.​
    "That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don't drink"

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    Bowhunterwoody Don't much need a camp here, this young lady was trimming my hedges Thanksgiving morning

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    "That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don't drink"

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    • Bluey
      Bluey commented
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      Attempts are being made here in some quarters to completely wipe out the deer. It is feasible to do so in some areas but not in others. Around where I live it's just not possible.

      How do you outdoor growers cope with these. Here one of these things will eat a mature plant to the ground in one sitting. I am not a fan of these.

    • Ckbrew
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      A friend of mine who grew conventional crops said he made a perimeter with poles, then ran two single threads of monofilament fishing line, one at 3 feet, one at 8 inches. His rational was that the deer can not see the line, but will feel it either with their nose or foot. This confuses them and being cautious, they will not cross the line where they can feel something but can not see it. He was very confident that this worked and did it every year.

    • Bowhunterwoody
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      I've done this in the past and it did work for a while around the vegie garden. After a few years the older does figured it out.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Owls
    Owls who?
    Why yes, yes they do.
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      Holiday spirit

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      Don't worry, be happy, grow sticky buds.

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        Watch: Skydiver lands on inflatable unicorn - BBC News
        More limes!

        Coco/perlite
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          • Bluey
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            Unfortunately that particular Tweety has been driven to meth by the scourge of climate change. His future is bleak

          • Gingerbeard
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            When ice cream gets a headache...

          • Mollisol
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            That's funny stuff!

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            Tastes like chicken ! Click image for larger version

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              Sir. TSA would like a word.

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              More limes!

              Coco/perlite
              3x3x6

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                Little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and
                noticed that the man had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked the man why he was wearing his collar backwards.
                The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father...'
                Johnny replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
                The priest looked up from his book and answered,
                ''I am the Father of many.'
                The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and
                two grandchildren and he doesn't
                wear his collar that way!'
                The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went
                back to reading his book.
                The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then
                leaned over and said,
                "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your
                pants on backwards instead of
                your collar."​
                "That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don't drink"

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                  Todd Snider- The KK Rider Story


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                    Yes - fan is short for fanatic
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                      • Rwise
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                        His name is Puff, we used to sing about him in school.

                      H.R. puffinstuff was a song and I believe a kids show briefly. Then they found out it was written by a former crack addict. " Hr puffin stuff can't do a little and you can't fo enough".....
                      keeping it green with the soil thing
                      love me some frosty autos
                      braap
                      BRAAPZAI https://forum.growweedeasy.com/forum...162-braaap-zai
                      Mephisto run. yeah i know spellcheck https://forum.growweedeasy.com/forum...-memphisto-run
                      the fruit basket https://forum.growweedeasy.com/forum...et-auto-runrun
                      blue strawberries in a four assed galaxy https://forum.growweedeasy.com/forum...r-assed-galaxy

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                      • Bluey
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                        The show ran for many years here and we loved it as kids.

                      Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
                      And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee
                      Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal Puff
                      And brought him strings, and sealing wax, and other fancy stuff
                      Oh, Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
                      And frolicked in the autumn mist, in a land called Honah Lee
                      Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
                      And frolicked in the autumn mist, in a land called Honah Lee
                      Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail
                      Jackie kept a lookout perched on Puff's gigantic tail
                      Noble kings and princes would bow whenever they came
                      Pirate ships would lower their flags when Puff roared out his name
                      Oh, Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
                      And frolicked in the autumn mist, in a land called Honah Lee
                      Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
                      And frolicked in the autumn mist, in a land called Honah Lee
                      A dragon lives forever, but not so little boys
                      Painted wings and giant's rings make way for other toys
                      One gray night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more
                      And Puff, that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar
                      His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain
                      Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane
                      Without his lifelong friend, Puff could not be brave
                      So Puff, that mighty dragon, sadly slipped into his cave
                      Oh, Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
                      And frolicked in the autumn mist, in a land called Honah Lee
                      Puff, the magic dragon, lived by the sea
                      And frolicked in the autumn mist, in a land called Honah Lee

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