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    "That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don't drink"

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    • Bowhunterwoody
      Bowhunterwoody commented
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      Puglover1 that's happened a few times while in the woods hunting.

    • GreenState
      GreenState commented
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      Puglover1 Hopefully not a sock with holes in it!

    • Holden90
      Holden90 commented
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      Pined inside the sleeping bag on basic training, tip for newbies.

    You might live in Vermont if..................

    If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Vermont .
    If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Vermont .
    If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Vermont .
    If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Burlington for the weekend, you live in Vermont .
    If you measure distance in hours, you live in Vermont .
    If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Vermont .
    If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in Vermont
    If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Vermont .
    If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in Vermont .
    If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Vermont .
    If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Vermont .
    If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph, you're going 80, and everybody is passing you, you live in Vermont .
    If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Vermont .
    If you know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Vermont .
    If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Vermont .
    If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly," you live in Vermont .

    If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Vermont friends, you live in Vermont
    "That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don't drink"

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      "That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don't drink"

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      • GreenState
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        alltatup of course they doo. I know a place that also sells moose droppings (chocolate nut clusters) made in house.
        Currently sugaring season here. Already have a gallon of dark maple syrup reserved, have to wait until the end of the season though, that's when the last of the sap run is boiled and you get the strong flavored dark stuff.
        Last edited by GreenState; 03-12-2022, 08:37 AM.

      • alltatup
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        GreenState Oooooh, maple syrup, nectar of the gods!!!! Love it.

      • RagWeedDWC
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        Who would ever "Tip" a cow!

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        None of that dabauchery happened to me. Maybe I didn't smoke enough. Thanks for the pics.

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          dream big


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            Oh ya, that time of the year--mud season!

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            "That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don't drink"

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            • alltatup
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              Seriously: that's a beautiful picture.

            • GreenState
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              alltatup Unless you get stuck

            • Gingerbeard
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              Oh, how I miss my '04 Rubicon. My Phishmobile. My mud magnet. My city escape pod. Limping home after bending a tie-rod on a well hidden rock in a field of tall grass. Weed and mudding go together like mudding and weed.
              Quite the bucolic scene. Probably postcard worthy when the trees are green.

            Mud season is the worst
            Don't worry, be happy, grow sticky buds.

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            • Gingerbeard
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              PPppfffttt. Some hunt animals. I hunt mud puddles.

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            Indoor: 2 x 5.5 x 8' Closet grow
            Viparspectra XS2000; EnjoYield 220W full spectrum light added during flower
            Various size fabric grow bags
            Cal-Mag & GH Trio if needed; Flower Fuel & molasses during bloom; ReCharge
            4 clip fans. Exhaust into attic is vented to the eaves
            Current grow: DEAD FLOWERS

            "Joker, smoker & midnight toker, I sure don't want to hurt no one"

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              Who can find the E. Musk link. I love this kid. Cool thing is, he'll probably get away with it!
              To serve man

              Coco/perlite
              3x3x6
              Nutes
              CalMag

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                After a brief rundown of Frank, a neighbor, I had this conversation with buddy Robert. It is retold with a dope-addled brain, but the story is there.

                R: Yeah. A couple black guys robbed me and took all my stuff to a crack house.
                Me: You know who they were? How do you know they took your stuff to a crack house?
                R: Because I drove them there!
                Me: They stole your stuff and took them to a crack house?
                R: We were already there.
                Me: You took a couple guys to a crack house, they stole your stuff, and went into the crack house?
                R: When we got there, they asked me to show them some of my stuff. They wanted to see my ($10,000, 13 diamond) ring so I took it off and gave it to the guy in back. The child locks were on so I figured he couldn't get out. The guy in front got out, opened the back door, and ran into the crack house.
                Me: BBBWWwwAAAaaaahahahahahahaha... cough gasp... repeat.

                Dabber and I walked away when he got into the story about meeting a nymphomaniac who had been previously institutionalized three times for her proclivities. He thought if he gave her enough good-lovin', he'd make her a one-man woman.
                To serve man

                Coco/perlite
                3x3x6
                Nutes
                CalMag

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                • alltatup
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                  Are you sure they weren't white guys? More whites use crack than any other group...

                • SoOrbudgal
                  SoOrbudgal commented
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                  Boy fella you got some stories.

                • Gingerbeard
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                  No, ATU. Robert has a racial streak running through him. Most of his negative stories revolve around not liking a race because someone did something, so his entire race is bad.

                Me: Want another piece of drug infused chocolate?

                Robert: It's still in the fridge.

                Me: You haven't eaten any?

                Robert: You're supposed to eat it?

                Me: It's chocolate. What else do you do with it?

                Robert: I put some on a joint and smoked it.

                Me: ???

                Robert: Got me pretty fucked up.

                To serve man

                Coco/perlite
                3x3x6
                Nutes
                CalMag

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                • Eliot Pryor
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                  I been wondering how to smoke gummies.

                • Ckbrew
                  Ckbrew commented
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                  Sounds like Robert is FU with out any weed

                • Gingerbeard
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                  Wouldn't know CKB. I've never seen him not high.

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                A screen grab from 5/18/21. Was Aurora really up by 4.20% or just a gag?
                Don't worry, be happy, grow sticky buds.

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                • Gingerbeard
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                  Or down 50% from recent highs?

                • GreenState
                  GreenState commented
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                  Tesla reports earnings on 4/20 .......I'm thrilled to see that Elon is now on the board of Twitter(and a 9% holder of its stock)!
                  Although, it doesn't seem as though the WaPo and MSNBC are is happy about it as I..
                  Last edited by GreenState; 04-09-2022, 04:51 AM.

                • Puglover1
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                  Elon posted on Twitter today: 'Delete the w in twitter?' Manchild, titter is a type of laugh. I hope he has no control over content.

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                To serve man

                Coco/perlite
                3x3x6
                Nutes
                CalMag

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                  Soil: Coast of Maine Stonington Blend, perlite; Seedlings: CoM org potting soil
                  Indoor: 2 x 5.5 x 8' Closet grow
                  Viparspectra XS2000; EnjoYield 220W full spectrum light added during flower
                  Various size fabric grow bags
                  Cal-Mag & GH Trio if needed; Flower Fuel & molasses during bloom; ReCharge
                  4 clip fans. Exhaust into attic is vented to the eaves
                  Current grow: DEAD FLOWERS

                  "Joker, smoker & midnight toker, I sure don't want to hurt no one"

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                  • Gingerbeard
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                    When the revenuers came and smashed up Granny Clampet's still, she threw a seeds in the back-40.

                  • Rwise
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                    I musta been old young!

                  • Puglover1
                    Puglover1 commented
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                    Me too Rwise

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