Lol
I used to live in Calgary
Winters were easy (2 hours north, a different tale indeed). It had cold snaps, but overall, seemed short (especially compared to East Coast)
1 year, Christmas day, it was so green, golf course was open
I have also seen a good 2 inches of marble sized hailstones, in June
Years ago, the car dealerships would have 'hail sails', because of the dings