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On a lighter side
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Bowhunterwoody
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GreenState
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GreenState
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You might live in Vermont if..................
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Vermont .
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Vermont .
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Vermont .
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Burlington for the weekend, you live in Vermont .
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Vermont .
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Vermont .
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in Vermont
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Vermont .
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in Vermont .
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Vermont .
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Vermont .
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph, you're going 80, and everybody is passing you, you live in Vermont .
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Vermont .
If you know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Vermont .
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Vermont .
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly," you live in Vermont .
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Vermont friends, you live in Vermont
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Vermont .
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Vermont .
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Vermont .
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Burlington for the weekend, you live in Vermont .
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Vermont .
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Vermont .
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in Vermont
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Vermont .
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in Vermont .
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Vermont .
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Vermont .
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph, you're going 80, and everybody is passing you, you live in Vermont .
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Vermont .
If you know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Vermont .
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Vermont .
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly," you live in Vermont .
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Vermont friends, you live in Vermont
GreenState
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GreenState
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alltatup of course they doo. I know a place that also sells moose droppings (chocolate nut clusters) made in house. 
Currently sugaring season here. Already have a gallon of dark maple syrup reserved, have to wait until the end of the season though, that's when the last of the sap run is boiled and you get the strong flavored dark stuff.
Currently sugaring season here. Already have a gallon of dark maple syrup reserved, have to wait until the end of the season though, that's when the last of the sap run is boiled and you get the strong flavored dark stuff.
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alltatup
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GreenState Oooooh, maple syrup, nectar of the gods!!!! Love it.
GreenState
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Oh ya, that time of the year--mud season! 
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Gingerbeard
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Gingerbeard
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Oh, how I miss my '04 Rubicon. My Phishmobile. My mud magnet. My city escape pod. Limping home after bending a tie-rod on a well hidden rock in a field of tall grass. Weed and mudding go together like mudding and weed.
Quite the bucolic scene. Probably postcard worthy when the trees are green.
Quite the bucolic scene. Probably postcard worthy when the trees are green.
Gingerbeard
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PPppfffttt. Some hunt animals. I hunt mud puddles.