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On a lighter side

After a brief rundown of Frank, a neighbor, I had this conversation with buddy Robert. It is retold with a dope-addled brain, but the story is there.

R: Yeah. A couple black guys robbed me and took all my stuff to a crack house.
Me: You know who they were? How do you know they took your stuff to a crack house?
R: Because I drove them there!
Me: They stole your stuff and took them to a crack house?
R: We were already there.
Me: You took a couple guys to a crack house, they stole your stuff, and went into the crack house?
R: When we got there, they asked me to show them some of my stuff. They wanted to see my ($10,000, 13 diamond) ring so I took it off and gave it to the guy in back. The child locks were on so I figured he couldn't get out. The guy in front got out, opened the back door, and ran into the crack house.
Me: BBBWWwwAAAaaaahahahahahahaha... cough gasp... repeat.

Dabber and I walked away when he got into the story about meeting a nymphomaniac who had been previously institutionalized three times for her proclivities. He thought if he gave her enough good-lovin', he'd make her a one-man woman.
 
Me: Want another piece of drug infused chocolate?

Robert: It's still in the fridge.

Me: You haven't eaten any?

Robert: You're supposed to eat it?

Me: It's chocolate. What else do you do with it?

Robert: I put some on a joint and smoked it.

Me: ???

Robert: Got me pretty fucked up.
 
No, ATU. Robert has a racial streak running through him. Most of his negative stories revolve around not liking a race because someone did something, so his entire race is bad.
 
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A screen grab from 5/18/21. Was Aurora really up by 4.20% or just a gag?
 
Tesla reports earnings on 4/20 :).......I'm thrilled to see that Elon is now on the board of Twitter(and a 9% holder of its stock)!
Although, it doesn't seem as though the WaPo and MSNBC are is happy about it as I..
 
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Elon posted on Twitter today: 'Delete the w in twitter?' Manchild, titter is a type of laugh. I hope he has no control over content.
 
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