I don't think the Feds (I assume you mean US Feds) care about a small time grower in India. And they sure don't care about small-time home growers in the US, although doing so is federally illegal. There is no prestige nor money in sending in state or federal SWAT for some dude(ss) closet grow. A new buddy is an ICE agent. I accidentally let it slip that I had a tent in my living room. It flew by him like I didn't even say it. The second thing I said was:
"Oh, shit! You're a Fed. Never mind."
"Huh? Oh what do you mean?"
I played it cool. "Man, there are some things you and I will never talk about. I don't know what I can say without you having to do something about it."
It really put a limit on our new relationship.
Since my tent is in front of my door and I leave the flap and door open to get light in the afternoon, it can easily be seen from the business below and across the street. I thought about that, as well. But, eh?
That is a true story.
If you want to have a conversation about selling weed for profit:
1. Figure out if you are willing to accept whatever punishment laid upon you. Do the crime, do the time. Arbeit macht Frei.
2. If you don't want to accept your punishment, have whatever money you need to get yourself out of jail and into the hands of a good lawyer and have his name tattooed on your hand so you will never forget it. Not alone, goin' home.
3. Figure out how much it costs you to grow. Seed to weed.
4. Figure how much you spend on weed of comparable quality to what you grow. Thine or mine.
5. If it costs you $1.00 to grow a gram that you believe is as good quality as a $2.00 gram you usually get, you can get $3.00 for your gram because it's local homegrown. If you're not looking at making much profit because of quality, get high on your own supply and try for bigger plants. Bigger, better, blabber.
6. If you plan on smoking your own and making profit, don't get high on your own supply. Everything you sell from your own supply, you will have to buy in the end, which is not profit. Supply or buy.
7. Sharing is infinitely more enjoyable than selling. What goes around, comes around. If you sell to your friend, your friend will sell to you. If you share with your friend, your friend will share with you. If you're holding, don't hold out. Mi casa es su casa. I am a teapot. Chirp-chirp... chirp... chirp-chirp-chirp.
Dogdamn bored!!! I'm going to login to my alternate username and do some trolling. Miss Haze and Master Side are completely cool with it so don't bother flagging weird shit that may or may not come up.
