'Tired analogies'? I thought those were original. Ain't an original idea left on the planet, wot? You might have actually hurt me. Let you know in a sec. That cheerleader one was deep, man. Cheerleaders are supposed to encourage the crowd and shakes her pom-poms, not belittle them. You are not exposing a damn thing! Every single person in here knows there is something else, out there. I speak for all of you, yeah? Better clear that up before I make such unfounded claims.
See if this... damn... I was about to analogize. I'll try to stop.
Genetics. There. I said genetics because you want me to talk about genetics. You want me to besmirch the OG Kush I have hanging in my closed (spoiler alert, ya'll) because you, personally get lit for a day off a bud in your chillum and I could, too, should I... what? Buy your seeds? Support your ashram? Buy your seeds to support your ashram? Read your pamphlets of common but somewhat obscure knowledge? Nope. I'll call you a lightweight. I dig the shit out of my dope. Lots of opinions but it's still some fine dope. I would not dig your dope simply because it is Sativa. I would not grow your dope simply because I don't have the space. I will not read the information you are laying out because I do not care about that particular information because... of... you. Get over it.
I have no doubt you smoke the best weed you have ever grown, and grown the best weed you have ever smoked. Cooooool, bro. Me too! Could I do better? Abslufflutely! But, again, the genetics you grow ain't nothing more than the dope we grow, with different terp profiles, and shit. Do you surf? There's a saying that you never want to catch the perfect wave because after that, everything else, for the rest of your life, as long as you surf, is not. Fuck! I can't stop! Gonna have to get used to it. You found your perfect wave and are asking people to drop in behind you. Ooh! That was a good analogy! Or don't get used to it. If you don't get over it and quit being so arrogant, you won't be nearly such a hoot.
I'm done quoting. You asked someone something along the lines of 'What is strongest or best when it comes to weed?' You mentioned one, single percent: THC. I have asked the same question. Why do some friends go about their business after smoking my fine dope, and others go home for a nap? There's terp and cannabinoid profile, and individual tastes. And that whole religious aspect of getting fucked up.
Sorry if I offended, y'all. I know at least one person will look to have me banned. I'm an apostate. Getting fucked up on weed is about getting fucked up, not getting closer to your higher power. Take away the getting fucked up part and I'll serve up my left nut on mustard if people would still use it if it didn't alter their mind. Without religious or spiritual under or overtones, what is medicinal about your weed? Here's where I'm going to challenge you. What is the empirical data that says what is in cannabis is medicinal? That also means how much of what how often administered how. What are the interactions with other terpenes and cannabinoids? That also means lay down how you dose it. Then tell me how the medicinal benefits of inhaling smoke is outweighed by the medicinal benefits of terps and -binoids. Who should use it? Hey! Maybe let's go back and call it Eastern medicine. I will buy that with my last nickel. But the all encompassing medicinal power of weed is a stoners placebo for the cops and wife, er, significant other. I will give the benefit of the doubt to anyone who started using marijuana after the age of 23. Before that, it's a placebo.
Fiiiinally, why do people compare the historic use of hemp rope with the dank schlizzeroppterix dope we have today? So... what? They are not the same. They are not analogous in purpose.
Nothing special sandwich. It's Friday. Probably knock down a couple shatter brownies, pet the dog, and check out MythBusters. They're cool. I wonder if I could get them back together and see if they can do something with hemp.