You know what i love?

[SoOrbudgal]

Oh did i forget to use my signal? My arm was out the window with my fist closed and i was waving a finger at least sheeesh LOL

[3Berries]

I had it all planned out. 5 years to go I though and I'd be sailing. Then got a no notice layoff during hard times with no job.

It was a rough go but turned out pretty good.....

[PRIMO]

Trying to look at some of the upside of getting old. I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don't have acne. Life is great. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
When I was a child I thought "nap time" was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation.
The biggest lie I tell myself is... " I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it".
I don't have gray hair... I have "wisdom highlights"! I'm just very wise.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came In there for.
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.

[Gingerbeard]

There is a Geocaching type community for benchmarks. They really are interesting things.

[Going2fast]

At the corner of the peninsula on park property.

[Blowdout2269]

I'm sure mom and dad weren't happy! But it's sure fun to be close to a bald eagle. Nice shed also.

What's the landmark, your property corner?

[Gingerbeard]

Oh my gods! There is a deer trying to crawl out of the ground!!!
Is that BM on your place?

[Ckbrew]

"Even a blind squirrel can find a nut" Bumper sticker.

[Bowhunterwoody]

Nice shed! It'd be nice to find the match, and to see the owner this fall.

[Going2fast]

Monday evening walks with the puppers. Even a blind squirrel can find a nut. Mom and dad bald eagle weren't too happy with our proximity. Had a blowout tide so could walk a good ways out on the flats.

[SoOrbudgal]

You da man Ckbrew that gets 1st place at the smoke off

[Blowdout2269]

Yeah, that sidecar is totally safe...

[Ckbrew]

Canadian style bacon!

[Ckbrew]

I wouldn't want to be sitting in that sidecar when they hit the mud.

[Gingerbeard]

Like Jesus?