You know what i hate?

[3Berries]

Phony experts

I use to be over weight and my Dr sent me to a nutritionist many years ago. She turned out to be an obese young woman. We both had a laugh.. But now the TV commercial for the freeze dried veggies and fruits in a pills have a guy who has worked in the nutritional industry for 30 years but just realized he wasn't eating his fruits and veggies.


Good thing he can just pop a couple of freeze dried servings......

[Going2fast]

Hey y'all wanna know where I got the idea for this thread? YEAH!!!!


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nuZq-B...ature=youtu.be

[Gingerbeard]

I don't do standup or guy's fresh out of the shower.

[StickyNugsAZ]

You know what I hate? I hate the smell of veg! It gets in my nose and it stays there. I finally have an actual exhaust carbon filter and that helps some but I hate it as much as I love smelling flower.

[Going2fast]

People that can't control their impulses. I hate people that can't control their impulses.

[Blowdout2269]

That's a pretty broad range there friend...

[Fjeff]

Furnace problems again. Same as last week.

[Puglover1]

Same here. Waiting to see how long it takes to ignite and blow right now. Needs replacing, older than I thought, probably not worth sinking $$ into fixing. I find the cat laying on the floor registers, waiting for hot air. I wheel the oil 'radiator-looking' heater from the LR to the bedroom in case it gets too cold.

[Going2fast]

You know what I hate........trying to hook up my new range and buying the wrong adapter for the propane line so I have to make the drive of shame back to Lowe's.

[Blowdout2269]

Oh, that sucks...
Haven't done sumthin like that in a while. I'd just not use the range and wait until I had to go back to town, lol.

[Gingerbeard]

Wi-fi enabled fruit, toilet paper, pillows, shoes, condoms, feminine hygiene products... fu-king everything wi-fi enabled. You know who I'm looking at, people.
Y'all people proving that crazy Kellyann Conway chick right!

[Ckbrew]

I have the old tech from last year. A double wall stainless vacuum insulated container. It keeps coffee hot and more importantly, beer cold. No power required. Low tech rules.

[Franklin]

golfnrl definitely try it out. Not something I would ever buy for myself, not even now, but I like it. Ckbrew I find it better than old tech because you don't have a lid to get in your way, it cools to the right temperature (I find the double walls stay too hot) and you can smell and see the beverage. Again, I'm fairly anti tech so I'm saying all this with some chagrin and would not have bought for myself but it's a rad gift

[Puglover1]

Did this come out of Larry's Lattes on Curb Your Enthusiasm? Ckbrew I like the double walled tall glasses for cold drinks but they never last.

[Gingerbeard]

You know your head-shop again has new owners when:

You ask to look at crystal bangers and she tries to sell you a meth pipe. A fucking meth pipe! Offering a weed smoker a meth pipe should get you a shotgun blast to the face. But weed smokers aren't typically shotgun-to-the-face people. Were I a meth user, I absolutely would have, had she offered me a crystal banger.
-------------------"-------------------"------------------"--------------------- boxed $129.99 banger with carb cap!!!
The only English spoken by the head-shop lady or mysterious male voice in the distance, was(were?) prices and totals. Couldn't get her to say spit about the nice weather. Of course, she might just be a bitch.
The price for a regular banger goes up $5.00.
The $3.99 glass jar totals out at $5.28. My bad on that one. I didn't realize the mistake until I was half way home. But it is a nifty little jar. It will be niftier if I can get the brand off the lid.
I now consider them incompetent and dishonest and off limits.

Edit: I figured out why she offered me a meth pipe. She heart me use the word 'crystal'. Still...

[Going2fast]

Lol pics of said banger or it didn't happen.

[Gingerbeard]

I guess it didn't happen. I'm a liar. The box was open, so no brand. Only a $129.99 price tag on the foam packing. Impossible to google. The glass looked like that gin bottle that looks like it's melting. Smirnoff?
If you think $129 is a lot of money to spend on a banger, you do not know what bangers can cost.

[Going2fast]

All good just wanted to see your sweet new rig.

[Gingerbeard]

It is a sweet new crystal banger. Nothing terribly exciting. I would prefer not to take a picture of the crystal banger, what with it being a generic piece, and all. But I will for the Scarlet Brophet, if he wishes.
My rig is otherwise only slightly more complex than those bongs you kids use these days. About as exciting as the banger.
But when you put the two together, boy, the CB can swivel back-and-forth for some crazy animated dabbing. Freaks some people down to their chakras!

[Gingerbeard]

I hate that I did not check my lottery numbers before going shopping. Had I realized I missed 5 numbers off one of my tickets I would be at a local hospital under emergency care, after a super expensive ambulance ride, working on my claims of the destruction of my skeletal bones to put forth in my nugatory, slip-and-fall, tort of a lawsuit. The soles of my Dr. Martins do not work well with floor at Walmart. I'm not a jerk. I'm not hurt and have insurance if I needed to get help. Suing Walmart would mean I have to deal with Walmart on an other than shopping basis. Blech! Will I always be poor???
Yep. Nugatory is a word.

[Going2fast]

So you fell down at Walmart cuz you didn't win the lottery?

[Gingerbeard]

No. I missed out on jillions of dollars because I didn't check the lottery first.
Had I checked first I might have gone to the CA lottery people instead of WM. Had I known I did not win, I would have known to sue.
No. The lottery is not to blame. People who play, gamble. People who play and expect to win are idiots.

[Gingerbeard]

... I am not an idiot.

[SoOrbudgal]

I dispise how every friggin time i try and log into OPM ( for retired gov.workers ) that it is such a PITA not once has there been a time i could do it. I friggin hate the hassle of trying to get codes, new passwords, it is the worst worst. Can't get in and calling them forget it yes i need to change and not get so frustrated with gov. HELP sites i mean look how they handle anything. Nothing nothing is easy with dealing with them I give up for now.

[Ckbrew]

Government help is an oxymoron.

[SoOrbudgal]

I'm reminded every year during tax time Ckbrew

[Puglover1]

I don't have to file taxes

Budgal, I hate having to get a code via email or text on the daily to access a website. Because of fraudulent charges I'm waiting for my 3rd Citi card, then I get to enter it in my online wallets, websites, and remember the PIN and expiration date, again. And it's not because I have 237 compromised passwords on my laptop.

[3Berries]

Just had my anti virus disrupt the browser I use. Took a day to figure it out. Had to reset almost all passwords. I hate paying for that software annually.

[Going2fast]

What? Standalone antivirus software is still a thing? Haven't had that since windows XP. Microsoft defender works great.

[Gingerbeard]

Avoiding click-bait like cute cat pictures is a great way to avoid many viruses. Also, manning up and asking your actual doctor for Viagra instead of hiding behind the anonymousness of the emails that go to your spam folder.
The only porn I will talk about is bud.

[Puglover1]

I have 237 compromised passwords.

[Going2fast]

You know what I hate...............
........
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Being a clumsy fuck. Knocked braapzia 2.0 over while lifting planters to see who was thirsty. She's kinda a fish outa water amongst her big sisters. Gonna give her a day or two to recover before I take her top off.

[Blowdout2269]

The king of party fouls lady's and gents!

[SoOrbudgal]

Way ta go Joe LOL

[Ckbrew]

Been there, done that, they will thrive for it.

[90Gizmo]

Now that my weed is better I have to clean the vape pen a lot more often.