You know what i hate?

[Puglover1]

My car. I hate my car.

[Mr.furley]

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[Gingerbeard]

That's called 'found art', baby! I'd have that mass sitting on my coffee table. It's cool. Real cool.

[KLAX]

I thought it was a dog that seriously needs to be fed. Mr.furley would be just the person to help the pup bulk up some! HA!

[Puglover1]

My cat is rubbing the laptop screen. he really misses the garden closet.

[Going2fast]

Right there with ya.

[alltatup]

Going2fast You just shamed Mr.furley for his poor plant wire organizational skills!!!!!!!!!

[Puglover1]

Cat toys. He found a nice stem from Grow Home somewhere, had fun with it for weeks until a pug decided to chew it up. No wonder he bites the dogs.

[Blowdout2269]

Glad I'm not alone here.

[Mr.furley]

****sigh****

[Gingerbeard]

That's just a mess. Not art.

[Blowdout2269]

Yeah, no fun.

[alltatup]

furley, you're tangled up in blue.

[Gingerbeard]

That space ship thing they just shot around the moon is supposed to land off the coast of San Diego tomorrow at 12:40. We are supposed to have heavy rain starting at 11:00.
I've seen a handful of rockets, over the years. Rocket separations are super cool. Seeing reentry and all the fuss about recovery would be uber cool. I'm not sure if it'll be coastal or in international waters.
Maybe neighbor's sister's future baby's daddy (I think I got that right.) will let us take out his boat. He's cool about doing things like that.
Wait... I don't do boats. I projectile vomit, you see. Sometimes the nostrils are needed for emergency pressure release valves.

[Going2fast]

Shot milk outa my nose once........

[SoOrbudgal]

Just once?? LOL kinda hurts huh

[Puglover1]

A whole glass?

[90Gizmo]

I knew everyone in college that would do that and I tell jokes. (Yes, I know I'm not as funny as I used to be.)

[Gingerbeard]

Splashdown was off the coast of Baja California. Iff y'all know your super-obscure, island geography, I can see a Coronado Island from my porch.
Whatever rain we're having, turns out I was napping when it happened. That, or they were giving east coast time when they said 12:30. Rocket scientists are hard to read, sometimes.

[Gingerbeard]

3Berries Master No-style has been around longer. So has his adorable blanket.
I'm all for what the Shriners do and would donate heavily, had I something to heavily donate. Guilt advertising is shameless. You worship... you are Satan if you don't give money to the kids. Like, you really fucking suck and your parents hate you!
The SPCA will never get a dime of my money. And the endangered albino cave fish can bloody well go missionary position.
Christians helping Jews? We are obviously not teaching our children the real history of things. Next thing you'll see is a Christian Save-the-Lions campaign. Even my local bums can't tell the truth on what they'll do with the quarter they're asking for. You want to get a hamburger? You would rather have the quarter than the hamburger I offered to buy you?
Bah! The working man is a sucker. The working man who gives his money away is a poor sucker.
Please, don't anyone remind me I haven't earned a paycheck in ten years and live on county, state, and VA funding to survive. That would make me eat crow.

[Going2fast]

Oh you mean this kid? Yeah what an asshole.
Goodwill towards men

[Gingerbeard]

I goddamn hate tic-toc. Buddy Ryan just dropped off some dope money, followed by half an hour of trying to convince me of something. He is or is not just as [fucking stupid] as other people who do it. I think that was his point. He really went off the deep end when he had to give up his nomadic life of hunting down and dabbing $10 illegal dispensary crap at a few places when covid hit. We have a guy we get cheap ounces from. Kept him from needing to go out for not but food. Man. He's a long story.
My god of gods, people! Social media is toxic. It'll make your junk fall off.

[Blowdout2269]

Yeah, social media is extremely toxic.
These forums and browsing theChive is about as far as my online social interactions go.

[ChubbNugg]

Fug An A . Well Put.

[Gingerbeard]

I covered over the person's face so you don't know who it is. No politics, right?

[BR2K]

King Cheeto will be dead soon enough. Those preposterous cards will likely be worth a FORTUNE...much more than ordinary Nazi stuff.

[Franklin]

BR2K lollllllll

[Puglover1]

$99 jpeg files. I'm holding out for the Burger King in his ill-fitting penguin suit standing with the Queen.

[Gingerbeard]

I hate what I saw a lot of, in the little I watched of the World Cup.
You have Japan, for instance. The fans left the place in better shape than when they went in. Players in the locker room did as well. They bowed upon entering or exiting the field. Bumping someone got an apology and a hand up. If a player had not broken his neck, he would have gotten back up after getting knocked down.
Then you have other teams who get knocked down and scream of injustice and for random amputations. It gets so ridiculous that a player's own teammates will ignore him. Dude smashes someone on the other team and walks away like nothing. Ref blows a whistle behind douche bag player. Without even looking to see who is getting whistled at, more prostrations to their personal gods that they were not at fault for whatever reason the whistle behind him is being blown.
Really. The little I watched was too tedious. Man's inhumanity to man. The duality of man. Bi-polar sport behaviors.

[Gingerbeard]

And every shit stacker who has a whistle, trumpet, or air horn... dig it... we dig holes in the field and bury those people up to their necks during play.

[ChubbNugg]

You know what I hate? ..... You know how Elvis used to say "Thank you very much", but he sounded the words out like a southern mumble. How would you spell that? thankyew vhury muach.

[Blowdout2269]

I think it's "Thankoo vrhery mauch" hehe

[ChubbNugg]

I think the T is silent also ... Hank You Hangyou fury muach

[Going2fast]

Why thank you. Thank you very muchhha

[Gingerbeard]

Take Hungarians to lunch?