Who tends you garden in the wee hours of the night

[cybersmib]

Who looks after your ladies when your not around? I have Godzilla, and stuffed brontosaurus toy (a son;s favorite growing up) and T-rex and the most powerful Piccachu standing next to my 2 ft stick (actually 25 inches). I have it marked off every 2.5 inches as a quick reference for plant height and light elevation.

[homegrown]

A couple of security cameras, several motion sensors, dogs, aluminum baseball bat, Winchester, Remington, and lotsa lead...got it covered.

[gman420]

I'm with Homegrown. Five pistols and a shotgun along with a trail cam. My plants are outside next to my deck, so I have the trail cam setup.

[Gingerbeard]

I have 14, 7th century Shogun warriors on 24 hour rotating shifts.

[AccidentalGardener]

If someone who isn't supposed to be in my house shows up in my house, they got a a couple of guys to get through who will swing for the fences. If it became necessary, there is a shotgun somewhere in here. .Hopefully the warning that they are on Ring someplace will be a deterrent. And maybe a trail-cam. Who knows? Do they feel lucky? I'm not worried about someone coming in for my pot. That's like kidnapping a 3 year old when you need a kid to cut the grass. It's just not worth taking and needs a lot of care to be viable. If I had pounds sitting in closets, I might be a little more worried. I am keeping it small to keep that from happening, ensuring I run out before I want to, lol.

If I fortified my house, it would tell anyone with a drug problem that there might be something to take. We get a lot of foot-traffic to the park - a lot of strangers on the way to somewhere else. There is an unfortunate location a couple blocks away that is dealing something at the curb. Their clients are the people I have to watch out for these days.
There isn't much time when someone here isn't wide awake. My other peeps come home about an hour after I go to bed and they go to sleep sometimes only an hour before I get up. They go in and out all night to smoke. There are ways to get in if someone wants to, but they gotta figure out where we all are and where we have the gun and baseball equipment.
Sadly if we had a break-in, it's likely to be someone using meth or other another substance. The chances of it happening increase the more desperate people get with the Covid dragging on They need money or things they can sell. Probably not armed. I don't have anything they want and they probably don't wanna get a bump on the head from a running into a baseball bat that's probably gonna bleed a lot and hurt like hell.
Maybe I'm naive, but where I'm at, pot can be had more easily than a pack of smokes. We don't have anything to take by design. If I was out in the bush and growing an acre of the stuff, it would be a different story.

[CaptainWiese91]

2,5 m high wall round my property. If you get in, good luck.
either my Dobermann on 60 kilos will eat you or my Rottweiler on 50 kilos. And they hate unwelcome people 😂

or else I just have my collection of Scandinavian axes, I’m covered.

[OldManGrower]

I have always relied on my "Attack Parakeet"! VERY effective, no intruders, ever.

[desertdan]

I grow in the middle of 15 acres. I don't know how many of these there are between the garden and the fence but there are a bunch. This time of year they like to be out at night. I took this about an hour ago he must have had a late night. If one of these goes off next to you in the dark it will surely fill your pants. Plus everything else out there has thorns, stickers, claws, teeth or a stinger and bites or stings.

[desertdan]

Western diamondback rattlesnake.

[PLreef]

I spend more time in my tent in the middle of the night than the daytime. More peaceful then. My GSD keeps any strangers at bay.

[lalaland]

Guess my squirrel sentries aren’t gonna compete with Dans diamondbacks

[Gingerbeard]

Get yourself a pack of mongooses lalaland . They're kindasortalittlebit like squirrels, in a way.

[SoOrbudgal]

I stand behind the door with a ice pick in each hand...i raise them very quietly both at the same time then i will drive them into the ear canals of the creeper if they make it past the dogs and cats who are very defensive of their property.

[Driller]

Im always NAKED here I would just whisper in my scottish accent.......... Ive been waiting for yee!!!

[Gingerbeard]

What a coincidence. I was thinking about getting a naked Scot for protection.

[Driller]

When Ive finished me grow im yours.