I'll be peckered if the pig in the white house didn't just take full responsibility for the stimulus check!!!
A letter came, today, from the IRS. Or so it said on the outside of the envelope. It was a letter telling me my deposit would come on May 13. Which it did. The letter itself had a May 13 date. The letter wasn't from the IRS. It was from DT. At least, he signed it. I was so incensed by what that fat fuck is trying to do, about all I got was him saying we'll get through this. The only thing missing was, "You're welcome!"
This looks like a good job for tablespoon dabs of crumble and crystals. I'm going to see if I can get back in touch with my alien friends. I might have them go back for another probing on you-know-who. A nasty one with ancient alien technology. Not the human probee friendly equipment they're using these millennia.
A letter came, today, from the IRS. Or so it said on the outside of the envelope. It was a letter telling me my deposit would come on May 13. Which it did. The letter itself had a May 13 date. The letter wasn't from the IRS. It was from DT. At least, he signed it. I was so incensed by what that fat fuck is trying to do, about all I got was him saying we'll get through this. The only thing missing was, "You're welcome!"
This looks like a good job for tablespoon dabs of crumble and crystals. I'm going to see if I can get back in touch with my alien friends. I might have them go back for another probing on you-know-who. A nasty one with ancient alien technology. Not the human probee friendly equipment they're using these millennia.
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