Stimulus package, how you spendin yours?

[BR2K]

I'm buying as many guns and as much ammo and toilet paper as I can get my hands on. THEN I'll feel safe.

I fear that boat has sailed. Folks are either panicking to buy and are getting ripped off or are the ones doing the ripping off. Some folks have what they need and are just hunkering down. I have a machete that I keep close. I live in a pretty isolated village. If people want to do evil, we have to be our own first responders.

Myself - I have my eye on solar panels. I want emergency power, just in case.

[alltatup]

I was being ironic...

[Gingerbeard]

No you weren't, my alltatup 'd queen. You have so much toilet paper you and your friends throw rolls into the air for target practice.

[starramus]

Ahhh yes america's new currency ass wipe! I'll give you two rolls for that chicken!

A bit beffudled by alltatup joinin the NRA. It truly doesn't fit her philosophies, or stereotype.

[tkienzle]

Bills and if there is any left a flower tent. 4x4

[D.A.A.S.69]

If I get any, which I really ain't counting on, I'm buying more bass fishing rods an reels, an lures, you can't have enough of them,
Got enough ammo an guns, already to start an finish a war.lol
I hope everbody, gets one too, not just a few of the brownnosers, like the kind I can remember from school daze.

[Gingerbeard]

I ain't spending a dime until the massage parlors open back up. Can't even get me an ugly hooker to bring me a box of original Krispy Kreme donuts. Home visits are too damned expensive and the dog doesn't like other people touching me. Those are my two go-to when I want to stimulate my package.

I haven't had to revert to number three since '08. But man, THAT was a fucking stimulated package!

[Gingerbeard]

Spidermite I gave you a like and would give your further PRIMO props, word!

You have a race car you take out to race. I'm assuming on a straight track or are a silly circle driver. Not a street racer or someone who challenges me in my '78 Ford Fiesta. What kind of small penis is that shit, anyway. I'm already on the rocks with my lady.

My point is, a car that pegs out at 140mph, say, has about 65mph that can't legally be used. My '04 Rubicon did that, supposedly. Scared the hell out of me at 75. Anything over that and my pucker factor made my seatbelt superfluous. People who own serious sports cars in the US are idiots. Do you suppose anyone ever tried to carjack the Duke boys? What with the doors being welded shut? And who'd be stupid enough to try to carjack two moonshiners who shoot TNT dipped arrows at high hill hillbilly cops and mayor?

Whatever speed the Rubicon went, I'd be happy if it did 75 at hammer down. So I can get off the streets and use it for it's nature destroying abilities, off road. Drive through beautiful flower fields to pluck a bunch for the ride home. Create holes for mud holes in the middle of trails to hit, next time it rained. Chase mountain goats and ram into through brush to freak out the birds. There are some cars that have to be used for what they were built for. It's another zombie apocalypse angle for me. The bastards will be all in the neighborhoods while I'm off in my super secret emergency bunker. I can survive for 72 years in that thing. You could have a hundred zombies piss on my bunker and I wouldn't even know The apocalypse will be over way before that. Milla Jovovich and the Umbrella Corporation will have everything under control by then.

So, thank you, my responsible friend for doing the right thing.

[Gingerbeard]

Thanks, Spidermite. Part of me thought Anthrax was a joke band. The music was great but the lyrics sounded like nursery rhymes. Same-same with Death Angel, Gwar, SOD, and MOD. Really, just silly. Not that Phish's 'Reba' winds any poetry awards.

[Spidermite]

Gingerbeard Slayer was one of my favorites during that time period.

[Gingerbeard]

I couldn't understand Slayer's lyrics Spidermite. It was loud and I had teen angst. That's all that mattered. Plus my long hair. And this ashtray. And this lamp.

[Thunderfirst]

Love to buy a separate grow room so I could have a perpetual harvest. Just dreaming.

[Gingerbeard]

I have a 2x3x4.5 that splits into a 2x2 and a 2x1. Sprouting on the small side. Veg in the large.

[BR2K]

Spidermite I gave you a like and would give your further PRIMO props, word!

You have a race car you take out to race. I'm assuming on a straight track or are a silly circle driver. Not a street racer or someone who challenges me in my '78 Ford Fiesta. What kind of small penis is that shit, anyway. I'm already on the rocks with my lady.

My point is, a car that pegs out at 140mph, say, has about 65mph that can't legally be used. My '04 Rubicon did that, supposedly. Scared the hell out of me at 75. Anything over that and my pucker factor made my seatbelt superfluous. People who own serious sports cars in the US are idiots. Do you suppose anyone ever tried to carjack the Duke boys? What with the doors being welded shut? And who'd be stupid enough to try to carjack two moonshiners who shoot TNT dipped arrows at high hill hillbilly cops and mayor?

Whatever speed the Rubicon went, I'd be happy if it did 75 at hammer down. So I can get off the streets and use it for it's nature destroying abilities, off road. Drive through beautiful flower fields to pluck a bunch for the ride home. Create holes for mud holes in the middle of trails to hit, next time it rained. Chase mountain goats and ram into through brush to freak out the birds. There are some cars that have to be used for what they were built for. It's another zombie apocalypse angle for me. The bastards will be all in the neighborhoods while I'm off in my super secret emergency bunker. I can survive for 72 years in that thing. You could have a hundred zombies piss on my bunker and I wouldn't even know The apocalypse will be over way before that. Milla Jovovich and the Umbrella Corporation will have everything under control by then.

So, thank you, my responsible friend for doing the right thing.

Perhaps you would reconsider. Especially if you decide to bug out to your super secret bunker. $1200 smackaroons should purchase a sizeable amount of 4k Blu-Ray ugly hooker Krispy Kreme porn. Another angle - apply Krispy Kreme to package and call fido over...otherwise, you might be bored to tears while the zombies relieve themselves overhead.

[BR2K]

It's all fun and games, until the ugly hooker starts hacking 'rona loogies on the screen and then the servers go down. I mean literally, not porn-wise like you might perceive. And BEHOLD! We have arrived at the solution - You need a NEW LAPTOP!

[Spidermite]

I feel your trying to say something. But for the life of me I'm just not getting it. Maybe it's all th high octane gas I use to destroy the environment or all the lead rounds I throw down range to be ready for anything. Maybe it's the plastic I'm burning to heat the house. Oh well who knows.

[BR2K]

@Gingerbread - The true testament of an individuals' character, is their actions. Will you purchase a slightly cheaper laptop to provide your nomex-clad rat with N95 protective face masks? Share your Krispy Creme with it? Keeping social distance of course.

[PRIMO]

Well Spidermite I'm sure you know the feeling,some of us just like having the bad assest iron on the block. My wife told me "we have a shitty looking driveway, you should do something about it" I said OK! now it looks better. And 500 hp. is just fun.

[SoOrbudgal]

Oh boy that's a totally nice ride beauty

[PRIMO]

Thank you my dear, I kinda like it. Zoom-Zoom

[Spidermite]

My wifes favorite car ever was our 2008 SRT8 Charger.

[Spidermite]

[Gingerbeard]

https://hydrobuilder.com/horticulture-lighting-group-hlg-elite-eco-360-watt-led-grow-light.html
tee-hee

[starramus]

Will be sending our $2400 to Elon Musk for a ticket to Mars. Just a down payment mind you! https://twitter.com/VICE/status/960988423623409664

[starramus]

Just going to leave Planet Earth to T-rump (T-rex), and his diminishing minions!

[Rwise]

But who delivers seed to Mars?

[Gingerbeard]

There's already a Mars OG strain Rwise.

[starramus]

"Gingerbeard commented
Today, 03:02 PM



Can you imagine being the first civilian to be blown up in a space rocket? Goddamn probably get you a host roll on Saturday Night Live."

Remember her? Has already happened, but I haven't seen her on SNL.

[Gingerbeard]

Oh, man... I didn't forget her. My comment was only about space travel being privatized.

[Obi-Wan]

Please don’t take this comment the wrong way, it comes from a place of true admiration. Like so many truly inspirational people she was taken too early but she was taken in the act of fulfilling a lifelong dream. To die fulfilling my dreams is the best death I can imagine.

[starramus]

One of the truly horrific tragedies of NASA's history. Even more horrible when you are aware of the finer details behind the event. Challenger was initially schedule to launch the previous day. I was at home on vacation that day. I was monitoring the launch with my C band satellite dish with a direct NASA feed. What delayed the launch was a stripped bolt on the hatch. They had numerous teams working on the problem. Both the white team, and blue team both failed to extract the bolt. One team showed up with a portable drill that hadn't been charged. The next with a corded drill that didn't do the job. At one point I saw several of the launch crew crowded around the hatch while one crewman worked on the hatch with a crow bar. Unbelievable I was shocked at these antics. Any way the launch window was missed. I went back to work at the television station I was employed at the next day, and sauntering through master control i saw the horrendous explosion on several monitors. It was a tenfold tragedy as I knew the unfortuitous chain of events that had transpired the day before. If the Challenger had been launched the day before it would have escaped the freeze that damaged the solid rocket booster O rings during the night.

[Spidermite]

I can only imagine a more honorable death.

[Guest]

Farmall any thoughts?

[Farmall]

Hmmmm... I haven’t yet fulfilled any dreams so I can’t die ... I have fulled a few expectations, but that was expected..

[starramus]

"When you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back into you", Friedrich Nietzsche I am staying away from that abyss as long as possible! However I do have a plan!