Furry helpers

[Gingerbeard]

Let them go. That's what I said, right?
Forty-three monkeys on the loose after escaping from US research lab

[Gingerbeard]

Let 'em out yer attics, people. Time to face facts. Maybe get them out looking for bigfoot to keep them busy. Idle monkey hands are the devil's workshop.
'Infinite monkey theorem' challenged by Australian mathematicians

[dmpmfd]

https://photos.app.goo.gl/YDFL389MryAK9mQ87 Had my unsupervised little polydactyl guy decided to "top" my auto flower at day 12, which is now ending week 9. Hoping my next go around works out better.

[Rwise]

Maybe there stealth tech is better than ours, maybe they just step into their space ship and gone, and who says they dont inbreed? Or clone Even humans inbreed (I have meet a few)
No bones, but bone can degrade fast in a forest environment. How far do they roam, miles, hundreds of miles, 10's of thousands etc..
Being nomadic they may sleep in a new spot every night and may only meet up during breeding season (they may not be like humans, horny all the time). There are still a lot of wild places out there, but not many that are not under 24/7 surveillance.
Your gonna have to show me more than a footprint before I start counting them

[Gingerbeard]

There cannot be one bigfoot. There must be at least one community of bigfoots with enough genetic diversity to keep from making republi... to keep from inbreeding. Since they have been reported all over the world, they must be several hundred communities of bigfoots and probably several thousand, yeah?
OSA's (outer space aliens) are absolutely real. They cannot not exist.

[Rwise]

But we would be the aliens, it all started 65,000,000 years ago when a large rock was hurled at Earth to kill off the big ass lizards. Once the ice melted beings from all the know races were transported here populating Earth. Its all a big failed experiment to see if we can ever get along. And when they return they will not want us back in their society, so they will exterminate us from outer space.
Is Big foot, Sasquatch, the Abominable Snowman, Skunk Ape etc. real, maybe they are the real Earthlings. Or maybe the tribe in what is it Russia that only gets 4' tall are the native and Bigfoot is just another alien.
I myself have never seen Bigfoot under any name but I wont say he cannot exist. Nor have I seen little grey people but when you look up at night can you say in all infinity they cannot exist?
I think Bigfoot has watched us long enuf to know to stay far far away!
Better get a new roll of aluminum foil

[Gingerbeard]

No. I am obviously not smoking the good stuff because I have never encountered anything that is not real.

[apacin0]

Bro you smokin' the good stuff. My people call it Kushtaka (otter man). I just talked to a Haida man the other day that claims he's seen it. Can't say I have, but I'm not going to say it's not real.

[Gingerbeard]

I'm just curious what bigfoot hunter type people would do if they ever actually found a bigfoot Rwise . And what version of "To Serve Man" humanity will take when UFO aliens do their first TV interviews. I'm not worried about aliens landing. I'm worried about earthlings when aliens land.
Sorry. Those of you who swear you have seen bigfoot, have not. Sasquatch bigfoot, that is. Not monster truck Bigfoot. Although I have never seen Bigfoot in person, I know Bigfoot exists. Duh!
Has anyone else's aluminum hat been extra staticy, lately?

[Rwise]

So you were just checking to see if we new it is a fake?

[Gingerbeard]

Um. That's where I got the video.

[Rwise]

check this out

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/bigfoot-captured-wild-viral-video-161513522.html

[Rwise]

Dont worry about our big footed friends, that video is fake, its a dude in a costume. Its about publicity for the coming Bigfoot festival.

[Gingerbeard]

I know at least a few of y'all people saw this.
Let me ask you folk who 'squatch or whatever your t-shirt says you are doing when you are doing it.
What happens after a bigfoot is caught or captured? Gonna kill it for a trophy? Put it in a cage and study it? Fry it up with hush-puppies? Squeeze it for the cancer cure?
I have no problem believing in bigfoot things, outer space aliens, or a lot of conspiracies. But people ain't thought their conspiracies all the way through.
What does a conspiracy theorist do when their conspiracy theory is validated?
Bigfoot captured in wild by terrified hiker in Oklahoma (youtube.com)

[Gingerbeard]

Shep the dog to a WW2 pigeon: Eight strange and poignant images of pet cemeteries (bbc.com)