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  • Gingerbeard
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    Can also be carried by pets.

    https://www.google.com/search?q=og+c...64773649352642

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  • alltatup
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    Thas what I'm talkin 'bout.

  • Gingerbeard
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  • alltatup
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    Here's a paradox for ya: No comment.

  • RagWeedDWC
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    Ah, good point.

  • Gingerbeard
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    I said nothing about critical thinking RagWeedDWC. I said rarely useful trivia.

  • RagWeedDWC
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    Google is the bane of critical thinking, but its the devil we dance with today.

  • Gingerbeard
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    Dudebroman, the internet is so full of rarely useful trivia, it's easy to be an anything nerd. I like the etymology of words. Anything I don't know get's a google. Know what a googol is? What's the oldest tree? What is the largest living organism? What is the worlds largest herb plant? In the world of fruits and vegetables of all types (citrus, root veg, legume, et al.,) what is the banana considered?

  • RagWeedDWC
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    I collect fossils, or at least did. Stuff I use to walk by is now selling for 100's of dollars. But I am a bit of anything nerd

  • Gingerbeard
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    I need to write some of this down. Jokes for animal nerds.
    I'd be happy to tell my buzzard joke, again.

  • RagWeedDWC
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    Unfortunately I also knew them when they were Nautiloids

  • duckman
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    I'm afraid I did, Gingerbeard.

  • Gingerbeard
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    What did the male Cephalopoda say to the female Cephalopoda?

    Wanna be my cuddlefish!

    How many of you got that?

  • Gingerbeard
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    Crap. Look, alltatup my tapdancing jellyfish. Take #64.2 at face value. I'm only trying to help my fellow forumer Miss SoOrbudgal The first thing I did was give an alternative to cat filleting. First thing. Who was it that posted a picture of the shaved cat? See, it wasn't me and it wasn't my idea to shave the cat at all. Someone else gets the blame. Some you folk blame me for atrocities I have yet to commit.

    Then I offered to go back and learn a trade after 10 years of ain't gettin' no skoolin'. Nor having worked for nigh on 7 years. Vivisection and dissection on any animal are not things I do. Otherwise, by now, I'd be known as the Gingerbeard Slayer. Which I am not. I am also not financially able to pay for a higher education and would have to find a way to pay for it. It would be a struggle but I would take one for Team Nebula Fourside.

    December 17. Page 49. Remember, this is Vogon poetry. I am much better because I have no Vogon in my genealogy. The bit in parentheses is not by me. It's part of the poem. The word 'mean' in the last line is crossed out in the book. I don't know how to do a strike-out so just use a Sharpie or grease pencil to mark it out on your screen for full effect.

    Why did the man
    throw the cat
    out the window?

    He wanted to hear
    it say
    "Me-OW!"

    (I made that up.
    I thought it was very funny
    but maybe you won't like it.
    I will try to stop saying
    mean things
    about mean cats.)

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  • alltatup
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    I'll say that bullshit is deep.

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