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    Soil: Coast of Maine Stonington Blend, perlite; Seedlings: CoM org potting soil
    Indoor: 2 x 5.5 x 8' Closet grow
    Viparspectra XS2000; EnjoYield 220W full spectrum light added during flower
    Various size fabric grow bags
    Cal-Mag & GH Trio if needed; Flower Fuel & molasses during bloom; ReCharge
    4 clip fans. Exhaust into attic is vented to the eaves
    Current grow: DEAD FLOWERS

    "Joker, smoker & midnight toker, I sure don't want to hurt no one"

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    • Gingerbeard
      Gingerbeard commented
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      When the revenuers came and smashed up Granny Clampet's still, she threw a seeds in the back-40.

    • Rwise
      Rwise commented
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      I musta been old young!

    • Puglover1
      Puglover1 commented
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      Me too Rwise

    Photo Grow: 2 Strawberry Cough
    Manifold Training
    4x2x6 Grow Tent
    (2) ViparSpectras 450W LED
    AC Infinity Cloudline T6 & Carbon Filter
    Extra Fan, Humidifier
    FFOF Soil
    FF Trio Nutes
    Temp: 80* RH: 50%
    Well Water Adjusted to 6.5 ph

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      Meme vs my reality. Came home from a dr appt in Chicago, Crazy pug decided he needed a COVID test while I was away.

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      Soil: Coast of Maine Stonington Blend, perlite; Seedlings: CoM org potting soil
      Indoor: 2 x 5.5 x 8' Closet grow
      Viparspectra XS2000; EnjoYield 220W full spectrum light added during flower
      Various size fabric grow bags
      Cal-Mag & GH Trio if needed; Flower Fuel & molasses during bloom; ReCharge
      4 clip fans. Exhaust into attic is vented to the eaves
      Current grow: DEAD FLOWERS

      "Joker, smoker & midnight toker, I sure don't want to hurt no one"

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        Anyone need a Weed Eater? He almost pushed the tray off the table while grazing. The night before he was obsessed with taking the dab tool off of my nightstand, after he looked through the drawer. He could be a dastardly cannabis-detecting cat. Click image for larger version

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        Grape Stomper, this time. I almost threw out that white jar, Bubba Fett shake, more like dust.
        Soil: Coast of Maine Stonington Blend, perlite; Seedlings: CoM org potting soil
        Indoor: 2 x 5.5 x 8' Closet grow
        Viparspectra XS2000; EnjoYield 220W full spectrum light added during flower
        Various size fabric grow bags
        Cal-Mag & GH Trio if needed; Flower Fuel & molasses during bloom; ReCharge
        4 clip fans. Exhaust into attic is vented to the eaves
        Current grow: DEAD FLOWERS

        "Joker, smoker & midnight toker, I sure don't want to hurt no one"

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          Guess my meme got banned. 😏 It was just a joke.
          Photo Grow: 2 Strawberry Cough
          Manifold Training
          4x2x6 Grow Tent
          (2) ViparSpectras 450W LED
          AC Infinity Cloudline T6 & Carbon Filter
          Extra Fan, Humidifier
          FFOF Soil
          FF Trio Nutes
          Temp: 80* RH: 50%
          Well Water Adjusted to 6.5 ph

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          • alltatup
            alltatup commented
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            What was your meme?

          • MysticMimi
            MysticMimi commented
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            I think it was how to bury a body under endangered plants so it’s never allowed to be dug up, follow me for more gardening tips. Something like that. It was really funny to me at the time πŸ˜‚

          oops
          Smoke Ganja create Peace Respect Nature don't trash the Planet

          Soil grower with coco/perlite mixed in
          indoor/outdoor grower
          1 36"x36"x66" tent- Viparspectra P2500
          1 3x3x6 tent- used in late spring for seedlings both veggies & weed. I have 2 viparspectar 450r for that tent.
          I use a t-5 & 54watt CFL for seedlings
          Sometimes i use plastic sometimes i use fabric grow containers
          Currently using fish/guano during veg growth & FF Grow Big 6-4-4 teens to bloom. Once i see pre-flower i switch to
          Age Old Organics Bloom 5-10-5

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          • Puglover1
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            Does anyone here use the ACA? It's helped tens of millions of people get healthcare thereby catching diabetes early before amputations or heart issues send people to 'survive' on disability. Brandon was in charge of that.

          • GreenState
            GreenState commented
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            I don't plan on voting for any candidate for any office who would complete their term
            at the age of 75 or above, regardless of party affiliation.All these fossils need to be put out to pasture, all of'em.
            Last edited by GreenState; 05-15-2022, 05:37 AM.

          • alltatup
            alltatup commented
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            Hey. He's doing the best he can with an extraordinarily fucked up country and world.

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          πŸ˜‚
          Photo Grow: 2 Strawberry Cough
          Manifold Training
          4x2x6 Grow Tent
          (2) ViparSpectras 450W LED
          AC Infinity Cloudline T6 & Carbon Filter
          Extra Fan, Humidifier
          FFOF Soil
          FF Trio Nutes
          Temp: 80* RH: 50%
          Well Water Adjusted to 6.5 ph

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            First remove the black-haired dirt sniffer
            Currently reaping what I have sown.
            Past growth: Whiskey Zulu
            Lighting: Maxisun MF2000 and Kaurez SB1000 340 watts at wall in 4x2 Quictent

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            • 90Gizmo
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              alltatup, where were you a month ago! Also add don't get lazy and stop checking the runoff.

            • alltatup
              alltatup commented
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              90Gizmo Sorry I wasn't here for ya!!! I'll try to stick around now! Never get lazy w/ cannabis: she deserves our undivided attention. Forever.

            • RagWeedDWC
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              At least dogs wait until the bud hits the floor.... well most of the time anyways.

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            Thanks for sharing

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              The 'Baby Foreskin Facial' Is a Real Thing (bostonmagazine.com)

              This is goddamn disgusting! I was robbed!
              The only thing you should test on animals
              is BBQ sauce!

              HLG 360 Elite
              3x3x6
              In coco 5/21
              GDP
              Zkittlez
              G-13
              Black Domina
              5 gallon fabric
              M.E. Coco and Perlite
              Dyna Gro Foliage
              Dyna Gro Bloom
              CalMag

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                For your reading pleasure -

                So my neighbor has been complaining that my dog has been barking non-stop. I hate the electric zapping bark collars, so I purchased a humane citronella collar. When a dog barks, it shoots a blast of citronella under their nose and apparently, they don't like it.
                This morning I was getting the collar ready and filled it with the citronella liquid. And that's where my morning should have ended. But no, it's me, and I begin to become curious as to β€œhow” the collars actually work.
                So, I'm standing by my back door "barking" at my dog's collar. Nothing happens. I make sure it's turned on, check the fill level, and go through the "getting started" check list one more time. Again, I bark. Nothing happens. Now I'm not quite sure, why I had this next thought, but I did...I put the collar on. I seriously extended the band and fit the growl box against my throat and barked. Apparently, the collar only works if it feels vibrations, because I immediately received a blast of citronella to the face.
                I began coughing, which only caused the fucking collar to continue squirting bug spray over and over into my nasal cavity. I'm now on my hands and knees in my back yard, trying to breathe, and to make matters worse, the damn dog is barking. So, between coughing and yelling at him to shut up, I've emptied over a dozen blasts of citronella to my face. During all of this ruckus, I'm trying to undo the clasp of the collar, which has somehow managed to weld shut during this whole fiasco.
                I finally get the collar off and threw, yes, I threw that inhumane fucker across the yard, and lay in the grass sucking in the cool morning air. In the middle of thinking this is probably the dumbest thing I've done in a while, I hear laughter. MY NEIGHBOR SAW THE WHOLE THING! He was laughing so damn hard he couldn't breathe. Between gasps, he tells me, "I was gonna come help, but every time I started to climb over the fence, you'd set it off again and then I would start laughing and couldn't make it." So now, not only are my eyes red, but my face and ears are too. After checking to make sure I was ok, we parted ways and I went in to shower so I wouldn't smell like ode de' Tiki Torch.
                Lesson learned: next time (yes, there will always be a next time with me) make sure that:
                1. Don't fill the collar before trying to set it off.
                2. Remember your neighbor is not a good source of help in a comedy crisis situation.
                On the plus side, I won't have a mosquito problem for a few days!
                Even though this does sound like some bullshit I'd do, I hate to break the news that it's a copied story that gave me a good laugh so feel free to do the same.
                Soil: Coast of Maine Stonington Blend, perlite; Seedlings: CoM org potting soil
                Indoor: 2 x 5.5 x 8' Closet grow
                Viparspectra XS2000; EnjoYield 220W full spectrum light added during flower
                Various size fabric grow bags
                Cal-Mag & GH Trio if needed; Flower Fuel & molasses during bloom; ReCharge
                4 clip fans. Exhaust into attic is vented to the eaves
                Current grow: DEAD FLOWERS

                "Joker, smoker & midnight toker, I sure don't want to hurt no one"

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                  I've answered the question of autoflower vs. container size. This is real science because I have a grow log. Three containers vary in size but all are about two gallon containers. Containers were randomly numbered with the largest numbered 3, the smallest 2 and the middle-sized 1. Results were verified from time to time by cats. Photographs were taken at start of veg and analyzed. Analysis reveals that the largest plant was in the largest container and the smallest plant was in the smallest container. Plants have progressed to the flowering stage and there are clear differences in plant height. Now the middle-sized pot, number 1, is the smallest plant at a height of just 14 inches. The height of the plant in the smallest pot, number 2, is 17 inches. The plant in the largest pot is 18".

                  In some respect, it seems like the largest plant is in the largest container end of story. However that conclusion is not in agreement with the relative size of the other two plants. This destroys the bigger container is better myth. But a different and very powerful correlation has been observed. The relative size of the container is irrelevant. It is the numbers placed on the side of the containers that matters. Containers numbered "1" will under perform. Containers numbered "2" or "3" are to be preferred.

                  Addition fundings are being request to further investigate the effect of container number and it's effect on autoflower growth. Additional questions to be answered are whether container composition effects the influence of the numbering system. For example, are Coco and fabric pots also effected. Also to be determined is whether all of the numbers must be used. It's it possible to simply mark all pots with the numeral 3 for best performance? Hydroponics will not be considered until many more experiments with pot have been conducted.
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                  Currently reaping what I have sown.
                  Past growth: Whiskey Zulu
                  Lighting: Maxisun MF2000 and Kaurez SB1000 340 watts at wall in 4x2 Quictent

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                  • Going2fast
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                    So what did you use to label them with?

                  • OldManGrower
                    OldManGrower commented
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                    Sounds like a PHD thesis in the making. Good luck with the funding.

                  • 90Gizmo
                    90Gizmo commented
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                    I wish to apologized for the use of the term "labeled" within the treatise and have revised the previous text. I do not condone labeling and I want to assure the readers that no plants or containers were shamed during this experiment. At certain points during the experiment identifying information was collected from the participants and that information has been anonymously "numbered" or otherwise referred to by markings placed on the containers. The privacy of the experiment participants is the highest concern. Of course, the device which applied differentiating characteristics must be identified so that others can accurately reproduce this experiment. The device is a "Sharpie Permanent Marker." This device is certified non-toxic although that is disputed by some. Note however that even the manufacturer suggests that you do not eat the marking device.
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                  Thank you for the clarification
                  keeping it green with the soil thing
                  love me some frosty autos
                  braap
                  BRAAPZAI https://forum.growweedeasy.com/forum...162-braaap-zai
                  Mephisto run. yeah i know spellcheck https://forum.growweedeasy.com/forum...-memphisto-run
                  the fruit basket https://forum.growweedeasy.com/forum...et-auto-runrun
                  blue strawberries in a four assed galaxy https://forum.growweedeasy.com/forum...r-assed-galaxy

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                  • 90Gizmo
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                    I used to do improv with a partner where we would talk about and make up anything. That was forty years ago but every now and then I can't help but get a little silly.

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                  "That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don't drink"

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                  Soil: Coast of Maine Stonington Blend, perlite; Seedlings: CoM org potting soil
                  Indoor: 2 x 5.5 x 8' Closet grow
                  Viparspectra XS2000; EnjoYield 220W full spectrum light added during flower
                  Various size fabric grow bags
                  Cal-Mag & GH Trio if needed; Flower Fuel & molasses during bloom; ReCharge
                  4 clip fans. Exhaust into attic is vented to the eaves
                  Current grow: DEAD FLOWERS

                  "Joker, smoker & midnight toker, I sure don't want to hurt no one"

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