The Great Beard Comparison

[alltatup]

9, you don't sound like a pussy ass bitch!! Just like a clean cut fellow. ;-}

 

[9fingerleafs]

haha thanks atu, thats very kind of you and a very female thing to say most woman think that way, but guys love beards idk why

 

[Gingerbeard]

Whoa, hey now! Let us not make this a guy thing. I demand women get the respect they deserve!
I am somewhat jealous.

 

[Doubledealing72]

Well, here's my tiny one compared to all the bigguns shown on this thread lol. Sadly it will have to be shaved come Halloween because I'm going as dwight from "the office" when I go into work. Already have to wear a suit at work, and I happen to have a brown suit. Now all I need is a yellow shirt and tie, and some dwight glasses lol.

 

[alltatup]

Nice smile, mccubed!!! All the guys above (except Gingerbeard) look so darn serious.

 

[Spidermite]

Well I had to shave and look respectable my whole life. The second I retired I stopped shaving. It has been shaved clean a few times since but only because I lost bets with my wife. Lol And I've found that the condition of my beard is directly related to how healthy I eat. The healthier I eat the better the beard gets.

 

[PaganRich]

Spidermite Agreed plus I use a combination of coconut oil and a damn fine hair/ beard oil a mate turned me onto-makes it very silky smooth with a hint of masculine scent...as well as my viking hair comb

 

[PaganRich]

9fingerleafs One day mate, one day...the dark side will call and before you know it you`re be like Thorin Oakenshield and fair, wanton maidens will fling themselves verily upon you in lustful ways. It`s the way of things when you are bearded mate...fighting `em off like flies

 

[Doubledealing72]

Thanks ATU!

 

[Gingerbeard]

What if I say I was seriously stoned?

 

[9fingerleafs]

haha i guess so, many winters to come and my wife doesnt like when i shave so maybe one day

 

[alltatup]

PaganRich Did you just say you get flies in your beard? Yuk!!! That's not sexy!!!!!

 

[alltatup]

Hey y'all, I found this picture of Gingerbeard when he was a wee tad younger. And on the right is PaganRich when he worked in an office. They allowed him not to wear a tie.

 

[Gingerbeard]

Hair tie? I was in the wrong business.

 

[Spidermite]

PaganRich Retodd Pagan Todd does beard competitions. I'm slowly working on mine being in that shape. At first I just cared about length. It has been down to my belly button but I've been taking better care of it recently. I trim it more frequently to make it fuller. I recently removed about 6 to 8 inches in the name of having a fuller beard. I've been cleaning up the stray hairs that like to grow several inches a month to keep it even. However I'm starting to realize the only competition I'll win is being santa claus soon. I'm going white far faster than I thought I would. Next year ill probably be more Santa Clause than Viking.

 

[Cloud]

I shave my beard of 8 years then i see this post

 

[Rwise]

I'll have to find a pic,,,, I too have a full beard, and always have, well since I could grow it! It runs in my family almost all the men wear beards. I have refused to shave for jobs, it kept me out of places I did not want to work in, I have kept it neat for jobs (like TV Guide) but cut it hell no! (I worked field service on overhead bridge cranes mostly) Someone once told me I was hiding behind my beard, and I cut it, when I looked into the mirror, it was not me looking back, never again! Having hair on my face is more comfortable than not!

 

[Gingerbeard]

I get more attention with long hair and beard than I ever did without. Not sure how that's hiding. It's great when a woman says that to me. Show me a woman who wears makeup and I'll show you hiding.

 

[alltatup]

Hiding your face indeed!! A beard does not hide a face; that was a dumb person.

So was it a woman wearing makeup? :-}

 

[Gingerbeard]

'twas a tattooed lady.