Stimulus package, how you spendin yours?

[SoOrbudgal]

PRIMO our daughter has one of those zero turn mowers. She goes so fast mowing her acre with that thing, I don't want my hubby on it !! I'm old I just want my steering wheel one LOL

 

[Farmall]

Yep__ me too... after 40+ years of cutting in 1 pattern, I wouldn’t know how to change the direction

 

[Retodd]

Never did get any new emails on here on pipes....lol. I’m 12 behind as is because of being sick. They’re the small cheaper ones tho.

 

[Gingerbeard]

I'll be peckered if the pig in the white house didn't just take full responsibility for the stimulus check!!!
A letter came, today, from the IRS. Or so it said on the outside of the envelope. It was a letter telling me my deposit would come on May 13. Which it did. The letter itself had a May 13 date. The letter wasn't from the IRS. It was from DT. At least, he signed it. I was so incensed by what that fat fuck is trying to do, about all I got was him saying we'll get through this. The only thing missing was, "You're welcome!"
This looks like a good job for tablespoon dabs of crumble and crystals. I'm going to see if I can get back in touch with my alien friends. I might have them go back for another probing on you-know-who. A nasty one with ancient alien technology. Not the human probee friendly equipment they're using these millennia.

 

[SoOrbudgal]

Gingerbeard where you been?? This was a hot news item couple weeks back when some folks in other states started saying they were getting these " happy birthday letters " they were IRS headings but IRS was pissed cause he used their stationary LOL what a bunch of goobers.