HAAArrr de har har. Whhooooo-hooo that's a knee slapper.
I thought shaving cats was some cool... uh... cruel joke. By a god, it IS a cool joke! I'm getting somewhat better with those things. One of my neighbor's was rubbing against my legs and I didn't kick it. Only because the neighbor was there.
Even Dabber is laughing her ass off. I'm going to Photoshop out everything but the cat. Print up a triple sized picture, and put it on the outside glass of my front door. And it's going to be the wallpaper on my computer. Thanks for that @SoOrbudgal.
Wait...
Yeah. It's even funnier after a dab. This gives me license to shave cats. I'm going to start with the ferals in the neighborhood then grab the cats who's owners let out. What kind of aftershave do cats prefer?