What, daylight savings time isn't total government control? Twice a year we have to change our sleep schedule because G says so. My microwave oven clock still says it's 3:21, like it should be, while my oven oven says 2:21. We have to bed earlier so the big unknow G spies have more dark to do nefarious deeds.
Our local utility company has a campaign where people should use less electricity between 4-9pm. But the Big G messes with our clocks so we actually use more energy.
I was watching this little dot of light from my balcony the other night. It was way up, like outer space. It was on a straight course in line with a star, then changed direction by about 15 degrees towards another star. It made, like, five of those changes. What does it mean? First, we all know I had been dabbing and was pretty well dabbed out. Second, if I was the only one to see it, make it any less real? Was it a message? If you knew what I knew and I knew what you knew... feel me?
I was counting my rice grains and measuring green bean for continuity for dinner tonight. Know how many broken pieces of rice there were?
And why do you suppose some pot stores are allowed to stay open? Big G can only do surveillance on so many places at once. I swear I can hear the cameras watching me.