Been growing Pineapple Chunk for 2 Years

[Weasel]

Just harvested two plants

Ha ha. For me the line between sarcasm and humour and truth gets so blurry that- there is no line. I'm mostly shitting you. I love my plants so deeply.
If they only had a vagina, I wouldn't even need my girlfriend anymore. ❤
i don't smoke indica anymore, so that's partly why I love the PC less. My sativas are my first love and the indicas are for trade and to satisfy the unsatifiable patients.
I'm trying to count - I think I have at least 16 strains going right now. There are a lot of good strains in the world and I don't really need one that constantly goes moldy.
But I do still love the PC for that colourful freakout she pulled once. Our relationship coasted on that positive experience for a long time.
I just harvested the two I had in flower, and I'll post a pic of my remaining one in veg sometime when I'm next in the grow. These pics are from a journal I had going on a different forum. The whole screen was a mass of blue and purple. I regret not getting better pics. Just had a cheap phone and it was evening -starting to get dim out- so they turned out a bit blurry.

 

[alltatup]

AMAZING PICS!!! Weasel, so glad to hear that you love your plants dearly, but TERRIBLE COMMENT ON GF!!! I hope that she is more than a "vaginal docking device" for you!!!!!!!
(And as for sarcasm, humor and truth getting blurry: just add IRONY to the mix and I'm down fo whatevah!!!!!)

 

[Weasel]

Lol. I guess I should know better than to risk my highly refined sense of humour on people that may not get it. It's just that mate- humour. Not to worry. She got a good laugh out of that comment herself when I said it to her once.

 

[bobsakamoto]

GOTDAMN SAM!!! those are beautiful....i see why you're still with her. see, that's how the bad/crazy/alluring ones get you, man. they do that one magicasplendiforous time thing every so often where they're just THE BEST FUCKING THING YOU'VE EVER BEEN AROUND EVERRR.... and see that right there...that shit keeps you around for, say, another 3 years or so. that's how they get you man. you gotta get out. you'll be so much happier if you do. you'll be SO much happier and probably a little terrified at first but if you can ride that first real bad breakup out...you *may* have a chance. you gotta go through at least a couple bad threaten to leave fights first tho because the 1st and 2nd breakups don't take with the crazy ones (also, it depends where you are in your cycle....if you're say, 10 days out from one of those times that she chooses--but ONLY for a little while--to put on her THE BEST FUCKING THING EVER hat...well let's just say you're not even leaving the house much less leaving for good. but it sounds like you're in a place now, especially with the work that you've been doing with altat, i think you could maybe...maybe get out. i don't know yet....that laying down business, man. just think about what you're gonna do the next time that happens. then picture not having to deal with it... and there you go, pal.

 

[bobsakamoto]

Ha ha. For me the line between sarcasm and humour and truth gets so blurry that- there is no line.

how did you get in my head? and who let you in?

 

[Weasel]

She's turned my friends against me, and turned them into shambling drooling zombie creatures who only care about her. Some would say they were shambling drooling zombie creatures already but at least then they weren't following me everywhere and I wasn't in charge of supplying them with their daily ration of 'brains'.
And through me she's taken over and polluted this fine fellow's nice innocent journal causing it to take a disturbing turn into a world of misogynistic confusion and mental illness and conspiracy to commit cannaphilia...

 

[ghost.year.0]

Best thread ever

 

[alltatup]

I think I get it now ;-}

 

[alltatup]

You mean CANNACIDE, Weasel; I'm the one with Cannaphilia...

 

[alltatup]

FURTHERMORE, I see absolutely NO SIGNS OF MENTAL ILLNESS on this thread: If you want mental illness, go to front page NYTimes. Here we just have a minor case of cannadysphoria, or CAD (cannabis attachment disorder) or perhaps cannaphobia, but nothing more serious than that.

 

[Jibblerjoe]

I second that.

 

[alltatup]

Let's hear what y'all have to say on the ... topic ???????

 

[DingusKhan]

Of all the great threads I've read with the best advise, different experiments, even Bob's "found at Lowe's" thread, which inspire, motivate, and educate, THIS has been, by far, the most entertaining. More importantly, you've lanced the abscesses hidden deep in the dark, hidden recesses of our motives, passions, desires, and unrequited love that are all found in growing pot. Sometimes, they just gotta be lanced, drained, and flushed out. Ah, catharsis... such release right now.