I’d love to see a few pics of the amazing plants you must grow doctorjohnson. You sure sound like you’ve got everything perfected.
Snark snark?

Hard to tell...
I have never claimed to have everything perfected, and I don't by any means. (For all of my obsessive measuring and record keeping, I just burned the tips of the leaves of my White Widow.) I have never had a grow in which something didn't go wrong, from horses trampling a guerrilla grow to dropping lamps on plants to mixing fertilizer wrong to name a few.
Most of why I'm here is to learn from others as equipment, strains, and techniques evolve amazingly quickly (and because I enjoy the grower community--they are an interesting bunch).
I have been growing pot off and on since 1970 (Mexican bag seed under fluorescent tubes or sunlight back in the day..), have a degree in biology (among others), and have designed and built scientific instruments (including pH meters and light-measuring instruments) in a university bioengineering facility (among others), so I do think that I have some ideas and knowledge to offer. I can remember when LEDs were invented...
I don't always have a lot of time so sometimes my posts are a little terse. I hope they don't sound abrupt. I apologize if I come off sounding like a know-it-all. I don't think I do, but your comment makes me wonder. Maybe I should just bugger off and leave the newbs to share their discoveries about the wonders of molasses, 48-hour dark periods, and so on. Nothing wrong with that. We used to pour cognac into our baggies of awful weed because word was that it made it stronger (in the days when you had to smoke and entire joint by yourself to catch a buzz). Or add dried banana peels. Or eat roaches...
When I started growing, the only source of information was an eighth-inch-thick, 8 1/2 x 11 booklet you could buy from under the counter at the hippy plant store next to the university. (Canary yellow cover,"How to Grow Marijuana Indoors" or something like that.) For the first 20 years I had to learn almost everything by trial and error (I mean at the level of "girl plant good, boy plant bad.") So a website like GWE and endless YouTube videos (to say nothing of feminized seeds and autoflowers!) seem like a Godsend. And living in a state where it's now legal to buy, grow, and smoke weed? I never, ever would have guessed that would happen in my lifetime back in the Nixon era.
But you wanted to see pics of my plants. Here's the White Widow I'm growing in a 2' x 2' tent here in the corner of my tiny midtown apartment. It's my first SCROG. The six black hoses feed nute solution from the manifold on the right. Six gallons 70% coco coir / 30% perlite sits in a homebrew air pot, a plastic mesh wastebasket lined with burlap on top of a six-gallon reservoir into which the nute solution drains after the pump runs for two minutes every morning. The goal was to free me from having to water the plant every morning and not to waste all those lovely nutes by sending them down the drain every day. So far it's working great, but I still go in and fuss with the leaves and flowers every day--the good thing is that now if I need to leave town for a week, the plant can run on autopilot.
If you were expecting a 1000 square foot facility with flowers the size of 40-ouncers, that ain't me. Even with my very modest setup I have enough bud, tincture, CannaCaps, and rosin for me and a few friends, but then I'm nowhere near the stoner I was 40+ years ago...
That's my story, Locrian. I hope you enjoyed it. What's yours?
White Widow after some vigorous training for SCROG. 6 gallons coco coir with 30% perlite
White Widow budlets